Jess and Ryan's Stripper Birthday Bash

My girlfriend Jess and her roommate Ryan's birthday are only two days apart. So it was decided that we were going to throw a a birthday party for the both of them. This wasn't going to be some lame, freshmen-free-for-all kegger, this was going to be a classy party. Lots of good food and drink (BYOB on the drink of course), and everyone that attended would be required to get dressed up.

Now, some of you might be thinking, "That doesn't sound like very much of a party," except for one thing... we got a stripper. Actually, it was Jess' idea. She thought that it would be really funny to have this nice party and then have this woman show up and start getting naked. Ryan and I took the burden upon ourselves to head on over to American Dream Girls and pick out the stripper for the party. (Which is a story in itself because Ryan had never been to a nudy bar and was embarrassed as all hell about going.)

So anyway, when we arrived at Dream Girls, we noticed that it was "slim pickins." Most of the girls there weren't exactly walking male fantasies to say the least. So we ended up picking this girl Allie, not because she was the cutest, but because Ryan has an Asian Fetish. (Just kidding Ryan.) We picked Allie because she was the most attractive girl there.

Fast forward two days to the party: Everyone is having fun. DJ Mattymatt is kicking some phat jams, yo. And everyone is anticipating the arrival of the stripper. She shows up and starts dancing in front of Jess. But after about two minutes of that she just walks away from Jess and goes over to Ryan and starts dancing all over him. Only then did things start to get interesting.