October 31, 1997

Halloween and Homecoming

Homecoming and Halloween were a blast this year. Doug, one of my best friends, flew out from San Diego (he's in Indonesia now) to come stay with me for a week. Then, our friend Mike came up from Scanton to hang out, making it just like old times. Keystone College in 'da house, boyeee.

Anyway, after only one day, Mike had to scurry back home to Scranton because his girlfriend has him wrapped. Haha. So he missed our slamming Halloween party (invite pictured below)

doug, me, mike h — left to right: Doug, Me and Mike making stupid faces. Taken in my car heading down to the bars on M-Street on homecoming day.

jen d, me — Jen D'nunzio and me outside of Faegans later that night. Jen was one of my roomates last year. She moved in when Damien (prick of the earth) graduated. Jen has hookertits. (and I think she's still mad at me because the last time I saw her on New Years Eve was really shitty and I still havn't called her to apologize. So if you read this Jen, I'm sorry.)

doug — Doug administering a "noogie" to that God damned screaming naked guy statue on the quad. Serves 'em right for being naked.

amy a, jess d, kate p — Halloween party at my house featuring the "Three Titty Bunnies." left to right: Bunny Kate, Bunny Amy, and Bunny Jess.

doug, kusum, stormy — left to right: Stormy (yes, that is her real name) as "That girl from the 'The Craft'", Kasum as Olivia Newton John ala Xanadu, and as I mentioned before, Doug had just flown out from California and didn't have a costume. But with a pair of scissors, a little paper, and a whole lot of artistic talent, Doug transformed himself into Lippy Magraw.

amy a, doug, jess d, kate p, kristen, monica — Left to right: Doug, Amy, Jess, Mandy (as Janice from the Muppets), Kate, Dan (as ghost), Monica (as stupid mask girl?), and Kristen in the corner as a Piece of Candy Corn.

No one knew who this kid was, but he was really funny. He showed up at our party and we told him that it was kind of a private thing. Dressed up as Marv Albert and having no where else to go, he tried to bargain with us: "If you let me in and give me a cup, I'll bite everyone here on the ass." So of course we let him in, and he did bite asses! If this is you, or if anyone knows who this kid is, mail me. Because we want this kid to be at every party we ever have!

**Addendum 2/12/98:** Marv Albert Mystery Man Is Identified! My friend Matt Weiner, who I went to High School, with sent me this email the other day:

"Hey Brian,
You know that Marv Albert look alike from your Halloween party in 97. That is my roomate Brian. That is actually his real hair. Just wanted to let you know."

caitlin b, doug, marion — Caitlin and Marion (as Wonder Maid) falling victim to the charm of Doug and theTantric Mysticism of Lippy Magraw. Truth.