Eating. I should've taken more pictures of all the crazy food that Jess made but I think I was pretty much too busy eating. Besides the melon, there was hot butter squash soup, a giant salad (mozzarella and tomatoes in balsamic vineagar), eggplant parmesan, pasta in spicy pepper sauce, four huge garlic-marinated steaks...and, um, other stuff...I forget.
Allie takes Ryan's pants off leaving him writhing on my floor in front of all of his friends in his Tighty-Whities. Yikes. After all of this, Allie left (as did about half the party because they were traumatized). But anyway, the hardcore friends stuck around and we still had a great time. (largely in part because of Matty who kept the music coming. Thanks Matt.)
So then, she starts taking off some of Ryan's clothes (which caused most of us in the audience to practically wet our pants). First, unbuttoning his jacket and then in one swift move, ripping his shirt off.
Here we see that Allie has already left Jess behind and moved on to Ryan (seen here wearing his very special birthday boy hat compliments of Karen Landis.) Ryan wasn't expecting Allie to start dancing for him and was pretty embarassed. He didn't realize at the time how much worse things were going to get. (and neither did we.)
