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Back at my apartment Vin regretting not lotioning up.
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Locally, this tree is called a "gringo tree" because the tree's peeling bark looks like the sunburnt skin of all the white tourists. Haha. (This is all info I learned from X on my Monkey River tour!)
belize: part 1
January 18, 2013
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The show-stealer of the evening was most definitely Hans' BRUTAL sunburn. Haha.
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Meredith doesn't believe in sunscreen! Check out that day-two tan!
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While waiting for the bathroom, one of the groomsmen showed me his awesome sunburn line from wearing a kilt. Hahaha.
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Christina showing off her leg burn.
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..and back peeling! Eeeeewwwwww. Hahah.
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...to put some lotion on Meredith's poor sunburned back!
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Here's a closeup! Her entire back was COVERED with hundreds of tiny blisters that had all dried up and her skin was started to slough off in big sheets. Ewwwwww!
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...my awesome tan-lines. Hahaha.
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Meredith's impressive sun poisoning burn: day two.
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Meredith didn't bother to put on any sunscreen before she spent three full hours floating face down while snorkeling and got CRAZY severe sunburn. Ouch.
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T-minus 3-days until our wedding! Check out that, uh, tan! Meredith doesn't like to wear suntan lotion (and I nag her like a grandma about it).
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Meredith showing off the sunburn tan-line from our time at the pool.
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Meredith told Bob that she wanted to punch him in the face and Bob shrugged and said "Go ahead then. Punch me in the face. Hard. Do it." Meredith was happy to oblige (and I was happy to snap this picture just BEFORE impact was made). The look on her face is awesome. "I know I shouldn't be doing this BUT..."
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New buds.
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Sid and Bob.
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...Uncle Wayne was doing his usual.
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I also has a sunburn. Ow.
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Here's Sarah (showing off the comedy-tan she got while visiting a certain somewhere south of Florida) placing a panicked call to the actual Lawrence just to make sure he wasn't living a secret double-life as a solo electric violinist.
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Around 4:30 it started to get chilly and we decided to head home. Meredith wore her sunglasses all day and when she took them off she realized she'd gotten a tan-line on the bridge of her nose! Haha.
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Ouchy never looked so pretty! So, I have a ton of other pictures of fireworks, but who cares about them when there are...
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...and back. Check out how you can the areas he failed to cover with sun block. Ouchy.
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Same thing happened to Meredith. She apparently missed around her side-boob and armpit and ended up getting horribly burned in just that one spot.
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Grant had also spent his weekend at the beach and was showing off a pretty, pretty nasty sunburn, which he was pretty excited about because it gave him a chance to flex his calves...
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Grant showing off his sweet, sweet forearm tan line (more commonly known as a sunburn).
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...SUNBURN. Hahaha. Sweet manties, Geordon.
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Later that night I finally met up in person with long time internet buddy (yep, we're dorks) and fellow photo-diarist, Amy K.
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But she still got enough of a tan that she had to wear white make up on her face to work the next day so as not to blow her "I was sick in bed yesterday" cover story.
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Me back at home post-shower doing my (sunburnt) impression of Clark Kent.
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Meredith (being much smarter than I am) opted for sunblock (instead of the weak-ass number 4 lotion I used) and only ended up getting a little sun-kissed.
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And here's another clutch shot of Frank's "tan." These guys are putting the "melon" in "melanoma."`
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Frank (also sporting a little, um, color) and me.
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Look at the color of Grant's face. I swear to God I didn't alter the contrast or anything. I wish I had the audio file of him a few hours earlier all saying "It's cloudy, dude! You don't need to wear lotion when it's cloudy out!"
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Fatty and Grant (showing off his, ahem, killer tan).
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Even though the skies were overcast, with one quick comparison of Colin's chalk-white leg next to Grant's swarthy yam, we decided we had no choice but to hit the beach. Clouds be damned, we were in near danger of losing Colin to vitamin D deficiency.
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Nope, that's not a white, latex bikini top, that's sunburn. Not that sunburned, my ass! Ouchie!
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A very pink Allison with Vin.
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And here's the sneaky, hold-the-camera-at-my-side stealth-pic I took of "The Most Sunburned Man Ever." Look at the color of his face. Holy shit. (And is it me or is does he look like a pink, bizarro Steve Buscemi?)
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Sunburnt Face, meet my friend Patchy Sunburnt Neck.
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I spent most of Monday in meetings for work. Tara spend most of Monday getting incredibly sunburnt at the hotel pool. Ouchie. After meeting up, we set out on the strip to explore some more.
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Note my red-ass, totally sunburned face.
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Kate and me.