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October 16, 2003

The Day Before Vacation

Here's my last day of errand running and goofing off before leaving NYC for a twelve day trip to Iceland, England and Crete!

vin
After brunch, Fatty and I were running errands around the Lower East Side, getting last minute stuff for our trip, and I got a call from Vin who said we had to meet up because he had a going away present for me. The present turned out to be this "Penis Drinking Straw."
best ˆ penis ˆ portfolio ˆ vin
me
Vin made me promise that I'd take it on our trip and take lots of pictures with the Penis Straw in each country that we went through. (By the way, what's better than the fact that Penis Straw as a giant set of crooked balls?)
penis ˆ me
chris a
Later in the afternoon, we met up with Chris back at Fatty's and ran through our "Things To Pack For Vacation" checklist. Here's Chris on Fatty's back porch getting ready to have the eargasm of a lifetime.
penis ˆ chris a
fatty
Which quickly led to doing stupid stuff with Fatty's Jack-o-Lanterns that he had carved the day before.
jackolantern ˆ pumpkin ˆ fatty
chris a, fatty
Hahaha.
best ˆ jackolantern ˆ chris a ˆ fatty
fatty
Here's Fatty later on that night at my place checking his JDate email one last time. Because Fatty's like one of three Jewish guys on the site that's taller than six foot and has all his hair, the kid gets more emails than he knows what to do with.
105 bowery ˆ computer ˆ jdate ˆ fatty
fatty, susan
After Fatty was finished informing his harem of cyber-Jewesses that he was going to be out of town for a coupla weeks, we headed over to Pianos where we ran into my friend Susan.
fatty ˆ susan
susan
We showed her the Penis Straw and asked if she wanted to pose with it. She pulled the whole eargasm thing and we were all like "Sorry, seen that already today." So she was like, "Oh yeah? Well, have you ever seen anything like..."
penis ˆ susan
susan
"...THIS?!!" And then proceeded to pull one of the most memorible faces in recent history. Holy Shit.

Here are some special guest photos courtesty of Susan "Rubberface" Surface (and yes, that's her real name, so don't even think about teasing her about it, ok?).
ugly face ˆ susan
me
Rachael and I doing a duet.
duet ˆ karaoke ˆ me
me
I think we were singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
duet ˆ karaoke ˆ me
fatty
The Fatty singing into his beer.
sing ˆ fatty
me
By the look on my face in both of these I was singing something very high.
karaoke ˆ me
me
I'm going to guess it was either "Gloria" or "Cum On Feel Tha Noize."
karaoke ˆ yell ˆ me
fatty, susan
Fatty and Susan.
fatty ˆ susan
fatty, me
Hahaha. Holy busted photo.
jfk jr face ˆ fatty ˆ me
counter c, fatty
On the way out Counter gave Fatty a goodbye hug and assured him he'd keep watch over his Jdate harem.We met these two as we were leaving. They were in town from England and when they heard that we were getting ready to take a trip there, they became our new best friends. The guy in the scarf was so drunk that we're actually holding him up in this pic.
hug ˆ counter c ˆ fatty
fatty
We met these two as we were leaving. They were in town from England and when they heard that we were getting ready to take a trip there, they became our new best friends. The guy in the scarf was so drunk that we're actually holding him up in this pic.
metal ˆ strangers ˆ fatty
me, stephanie
Afterwards, we walked over to Lit to get our karaoke on over there for a bit. Stephanie and me.
me ˆ stephanie
Some girl we just met going further than anyone had yet gone by actually putting the tip of her tounge inside the peeny hole of the Penis Straw! Holy Moly!
penis ˆ strangers
herman the cowboy jew
Meredity and Herman.
herman the cowboy jew
susan
Susan totally getting stone cold busted macking on some boy. Hahaha.
strangers ˆ susan
Susan claims she was just talking to him because he was wearing a shirt with an upside-down picture of himself on it and she wanted to see if he was a narcissist. A likely story. (photo by Susan).
strangers
michael t
Michael T. all busted out one of his dance moves. Which impressed the crowd until...
michael t
fatty, susan
...Fatty stepped up and was like "No, wait. Let me show you how that move's really done."
fatty ˆ susan
fatty
"Thank you and goodnight, New York City. We'll be back in just a few weeks."
karaoke ˆ fatty