September 06, 2003

Central Park, The Candy Shop and Sarah D's Party

After our busy Friday, we needed a full day of maxin' an' relaxin' on Saturday - so Grant, Tara and myself grabbed a Frisbee and a few towels for napping on and headed up to the Sheep's Meadow in Central Park to enjoy the lovely, late-summer Saturday sunshine.

Check it out! Seriously, is there any other place you'd rather spend a sunny Saturday?

me, tara — Right after we got there, Tara and conked the fuck out. Nappity nap time for Tiny-T and Big-B.

grant, me, tara — While we slept, Grant apparently decided to get all artsy with them cam. Artsy Photo #1

Artsy Photo #2 (Very noice!)

tara — Artsy Photo #3.

grant, tara — Next, Tara and Grant decided to bond a little bit by fucking with me while I tried to sleep.

me, tara — What's better than this photo? Everytime I was about to nod off, Tara would lean in all close to my ear and and make really quiet "dragon noises."

Then they made fun of my tattoos. "Hey, look! It's a snowflake! BWA-hahaha!"

grant, me — And then, well, shit you knew it was coming. Lucky for me the drawstring on his shorts is almost completely obscuring his bitsy ballsack.

grant — Shortly after Grant tried to brain me - I woke up and we threw around the frisbee. That is until a "mysterious little gust of wind" caused the frisbee to dip right as Grant was about to catch it and it whacked him in the forehead. A "mysterious little gust of wind" that I call PUNISHMENT FROM GOD! Hehehe.

On the way back to the subway we made a little detour and headed into Dylan's Candy Bar - which is pretty much the biggest candy store I've ever been in.

candy, me — Holy Cuh-rap.

candy — Candy!

candy, tara — Candy!

candy — Candy!

candy, tara — CANDY!

tara — Scary clown candy! (Okay, there probably would've been a lot more "candy!" pictures except that right after this picture was taken Grant got caught using my camera to take pictures of some lady's ass while pretending to take pictures of candy and a female employee asked him to leave the store. "Sir, If you're going to take pictures, please make sure someone you know is in them. Thank you." Hahahahaha.).

fatty, grant, sarah d, tara, tiffany — Ummm...and then later that night we all went to a party at Sarah's new apartment. Grant and I took a whole bunch of funny pictures on Sarah's camera but she never sent them to me and this is the only pic I took on my camera. So, the end!

Addendum! January 3, 2004
So I finally got around to getting some of Sarah's photos from that same night. Here are some of the pics from her cam!

me, tara — Me and my baby girl getting our eat on.

Shorty after we were done eating, Sarah made the mistake of leaving her camera unattended. As soon as she wasn't looking, Grant and I hijacked her camera and snuck into her bedroom to take some pics for her to find the next day. Here's me trying on her coconut bikini top.

grant — And here's Grant trying to lick his coco-juggz.

grant, tiffany — Tiffany heard us cackling and came in to investigate and decided to join in the fun. Here's Grant dishing some loving from behind...

me, tiffany — ...and here's my bringing it home to mommie. Check out Tiffany's face...sooooo funny.