Maddy likes when I practice reiki on people and makes little crying noises until I lift her onto the table so she can nap between their legs while I work. Haha.
Sylvie's cat, Chicken, is really funny. I got out of bed and was about to put my pants on, when suddenly a paw shot out from under the bed and swiped at my feet.
Then, before he started, they replaced the cute bridesmaid with, Andrew, Patrick's best man. Hahahah. Props to him for having clean enough smelling socks to not give the whole thing away.
Check out TableMate's patented "tuck under" curved-leg technology!
The July roundup gets cut short here because later on in the evening, I got a random call out of the blue from Mike Doyle and ended up going to Korea to teach English at a summer camp less than two days later.
I now it's got a shitty name, but if you ever see one of these machines, sit the fuck down and check it out. God bless you, Wootsie, you saved the day.
In case any of you were wondering what the bottoms of a person's feet would look like after walking around on a drink-soaked, ash laden bar basement carpet - here you go. Seriously, I can't think of anything grosser than this picture....