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After the last contestant sang, the judges went off to confer on the winner and I headed away from the stage to a little nook in the front corner of the bar to see what Brooke, Casey and Ryan were up to.
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...and had just started working on a second fifth of OLD CROW straight from the bottle. Hoo-ah.
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Brooke and Ryan getting down.
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Then we joined the dance party fray!
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Casey and Ryan practiced the "alternative" version of a fireman's carry.
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...Nightmare of You!
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Then later on that evening Ryan from Nightmare of You came over and we all watched his band's first appearance on TV that Sarah had recorded. Here's Ryan next to himself.
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Check out TableMate's patented "tuck under" curved-leg technology!

The July roundup gets cut short here because later on in the evening, I got a random call out of the blue from Mike Doyle and ended up going to Korea to teach English at a summer camp less than two days later.
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One night we were all sitting around drunk very late at night when a one of those, super low-budge commercials came on advertising something called Table-Mate II™! A full five minutes after we'd finished giggling about it, Sarah was like "Actually, I could use one of those!" She opened her laptop and did a bunch of typing and then we all went back to watching TV and forgot about it. That is, until our doorbell rang a few weeks later and the UPS guy was delivering a mysterious package...that turned out to be, that's right, you guessed it: TABLE-MATE II!!! Hahahah. Check out how psyched Ryan is! Now he can eat and watch TV without even having to lean forward!