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Smash them all together! Dog pile!
the december roundup
December, 2013
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Came home to find the dogsitter smashing the dog!
the march roundup
March, 2013
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Party posse.
the january roundup
January, 2012
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I like how Josh didn't even try to resist the payback he knew was coming.
jenny and josh's wedding
May 07, 2011
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...until you get icing smeared all over your face.
jenny and josh's wedding
May 07, 2011
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The photographer's lips pursed in an empathic smash. Haha.
the september roundup
September, 2010
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So much lasagna.
christmas in florida again
December 23, 2009
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Post-dinner food coma.
christmas in florida again
December 23, 2009
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Nose smash.
the may roundup
May, 2009
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SMASH THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!
meredith's 29th birthday
March 05, 2009
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Sean smooshing his face.
the november roundup
November, 2008
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...and gets their HEAD SMASHED by Sarah Harrison IS THE WINNER! (Or something like that).
catrinel's birthday
July 03, 2008
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I SMOOSH YOUR EYE WITH A KISS! (PS - Look how jealous that Creeper in the background is!)
the january roundup: part one
January, 2008
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Iva went with the always good smoosh face.
no pressure saturday
November 03, 2007
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Meredith kept pulling his scalp back and giving him smoosh face! Which was really funny because it gave him Thai eyes! RACIST!
thailand part six: koh phi phi
August 14, 2007
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...but thought it wasn't "ugly enough" so he took off the hat and went for this much more serious Smoosh Face.
leigh's 23rd birthday
July 27, 2007
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Max started off with a Happy Smoosh Face...
leigh's 23rd birthday
July 27, 2007
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And because all "Let's take silly photos" moments eventually devolve into an Ugly Face Contest...here we go! Alexis kicked it off with a solid smoosh face!
leigh's 23rd birthday
July 27, 2007
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Hahahaha.
the december roundup: part one
December, 2006
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...and then we smooshed our faces!
the december roundup: part one
December, 2006
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...I smashed her face!
the november roundup
November, 2006
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Oh, a smoosh-face ugly-face combo! Nice!
the october roundup
October, 2006
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Ally and Posh T.
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Hahaha.
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Posh Smosh Tony!
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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...an UGLY FACE CONTEST! We started out slow with a little "smoosh your face" action. Awwww, yeah! The ladies love it!
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Chloe was feeling a little shy, so I had to reach in and lend a hand.
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Hahaha. I love how he one-upped me by even managing to smoosh his eyes!
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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...she went in with a VENGEANCE! Hahahaha. This photo makes me LOL every time I look at it.
tara and greg's wedding in houston
March 11, 2006
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...some cake smashed into some faces. Greg didn't smash the cake so much as he lovingly smooshed it.
tara and greg's wedding in houston
March 11, 2006
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I love how Gurj goes from looking like an Oompa Loompa when she does smoosh-face to looking like...
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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Hahahaha.
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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Then I showed off one of my old favorites. This is the stretch-face with a floater-eye thrown in for good measure. Ok ladies, your turn!
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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....old school Missy Elliot when she does stretch-face. Hahahahahaha. (Gurj, you even have the right earrings on!)
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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Karen's wasn't all that ugly so I had Sarah take a picture of me giving her some help. Hahahah.
the december roundup
December, 2005
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Here's Karen's.
the december roundup
December, 2005
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When the other bus pulled up alongside ours as we prepared to depart, Sean got 2nd grade on our asses. Hahaha.
teaching english in korea: part five
August 20, 2005
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Sometimes you gotta just spread the cheeks and get in there.
doug visits town
August 22, 2004
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Smoosh-face Jamie.
a karaoke christmas
December 22, 2003
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Me. ("Smoosh it good!")
the october roundup
October, 2003
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Dave and Sarah (Here's where you play the mp3 of SaltNPepa's "Push It.")
the october roundup
October, 2003
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Candy. Holy fucking shit. ("Ahhh. Ssssss. Smoosh it!")
the october roundup
October, 2003
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Matt and Sarah. ("Sma-sma-sma-Smoosh it real good!") Woooo.
the october roundup
October, 2003
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Dan. ("Ahhhhhh! Ssssss! Smoosh it!")
the october roundup
October, 2003
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I love stupid photo projects. This one's called "Smoosh Your Face."
the october roundup
October, 2003
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...and you get a HAND IN YOUR EYE!
tuesday at sin sin
April 22, 2003
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And for Valentine's day you get a.....SCHMOOOOSED FACE!
random february pics
February, 2003
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You like-a the schmooshed face?
a very merry drunk's xmas
December 12, 2001