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Double fist hoist.
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Pauly came bearing Canadian treats!
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Hahaha.
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Same goes for this girl. I no longer have any recollection of who she is, but apparently, we bonded enough that night that I apparently felt comfortable sniffing her hair for this photo (while double-fisting a PBR and Johnny combo, no less).
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...and here's the birthday girl! (Double Bud-Fisting it, no less!).
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There wasn't much of a stage, so Amanda hopped up on a crate and got everyone's attention by doubling-up on the mics!
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Karen representing on tha double-fist tip.
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Bwa-hahahahahaha. No caption could make this picture any better. Period.
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Before I'd even gotten a chance to put my point on the dancefloor and prove it, Leigh hand-delivered a fistfulla scotch.
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Amber showing the open bar a little double-fisted love.
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Double fisting.
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On Tuesday night I went over to Lit for Amber's birthday. Here's the birthday girl with her newfound housemate Vin.
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Fatty, seen here double fisting, was getting pretty drunk at this point in the night. I remember him turning to me, nudging me yet again and pointing out his favorite, older blonde lady and saying "Dude, I think I realized why she's so hot. She totally looks like Stifler's Mom!"
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After dinner, Grant went to the car to take a nap while Chris, Fatty and I got ice cream and debated whether or not we were up for another (most-likely uneventful) night out on the town (By the way, check out a totally butt-ass wasted Fatty double-fistin' it with TWO cones!). As we sat outside eating our ice cream, I noticed, lo and behold, that there was a super-cute girl working the door of the club across the street giving us the hairy eyeball. So after I finished my ice cream, I walked across the street to chat her up and discovered...
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On Wednesday, Sarah took me to some party CosmoGirl Magazine was throwing for Michelle Branch. After fighting our way through the throng surrounding the fancy top-shelf open bar, we did the only sensible thing: doubled up.
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But with the size of the scotch the lead-handed bartendress poured me, it was more like quadrupling up. Jesus.