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!comedy facial hair6
me5
grant4
!best3
!halloween3
jared3
!costumes2
!karaoke2
pauly2
sid and buddy2
!band1
chris a1
!dock1
!dogs1
!douchebag1
gabe1
!gang signs1
goldteeth1
jenny penny1
josh adcock1

beard — Made another dog friend. Aw, beardy!

beard — I thought this one should've stayed!

beard — ...and so we could watch Jared slowly shave his beard off by doing different comedy beards!

beard — Reunited! The first thing Jared said was "Yo, I need to get rid of this beard."

beard — Jenny was a bearded farmer!

beard — Let's not forget the bronze sheen and perfectly-penciled chinstrap. Man, this photo simultaneously makes me laugh and shiver.

beard — Gabe and Pauly: bringing beardy back.

beard — Check out Pauly showing off the fiercest of his professional beard modeling poses.

beard — On Sunday Vin came over to play Wii. Check out his Mii! (And check out his awesome beard that he was growing in honor of Bearduary!)

beard — ...so Grant walked around the room and then headed back towards the table and I took a picture of him while also managing to get a better of Captain Longbeard. (What's that you ask? Why did we play this whole stupid game instead of just walking right up to Longbeard and taking a photo? Well that's because...er, wait. Nevermind).

beard — ...the facial hair I let grow for eleven days! HAHAHAHAHAH. Everyone I know always laughs about my inability to grow facial hair. If I go for more than a day without shaving I get these sparse little whiskers that make it look like I have a dirty face. But figuring this would be one of the few times in my life that I'd be going for over 10 days without having to interact with anyone, I decided to let my majestic facial hair grow and see what it looked like. Are you ready for the close-up?

beard — Hahaha.

beard — "Mommy why is Santa dressed up like a nun? I'm scared mommy!"

beard — Those of you who know me know that I couldn't grow facial hair to save my life. Seriously, fifteen year olds with "dirtstaches" put me to shame. But after admiring Grant's crazy-ass cowboy beard, I decided that I wouldn't shave for six days and see what it looked like. And six days later...BLAMO! Check out my fucking beard!

What do you mean you can't see anything? Maybe you just need a closer look...

beard — Grant's beard was pretty manly, but I think if I had another day or two I could've outdone him.

beard — ...see? Check out that moustache. I'm practically Tom Selleck all over again.

beard — After dinner Grant modeled his new "if the Bee Gees were mountain-men" beard...

beard — The only question I have is how did we not get beat up? Look at us.

beard — And for the big finale of the night, Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody!"

beard — Sarah showed up with up with her friend Malachi. (Malachi has since stopped wearing that hat and has made life easier for everyone by deciding to wear a t-shirt that reads "Please Kick My Fucking Ass!" instead.)

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