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lorelei

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Bye, guys! Thanks for having us! Hope to see you again soon!
the february roundup
February, 2012
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...take a group picture with the auto timer! Perfect!
the february roundup
February, 2012
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...for brunch with Em & Lo and Rob & Joe. (Ha!) Here's Lorelei, Joey & Elliette! The last time I'd seen them was back in January 2008 back when Elliette was a tiny baby and...
the february roundup
February, 2012
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That's right! It's Joey and Lorelei with their recently-arrived munchkin, Elliette. Hahaha. This pics makes me smile every time I see it.
the january roundup: part two
January, 2008
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On Tuesday night I went to Greenwich Village to see Em & Lo knocked up at the same time! Check out the dual-preggo action! These two do everything together. So awesome! With proud fathers-to-be Rob and Joey, respectively. Congrats, you guys!
the september roundup
September, 2007
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There's a baby in there! Babies grow in ladies!
the september roundup
September, 2007
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On Tuesday night I went over to the Hotel on Rivington to celebrate the release of one of Em & Lo's new books. And Lo licked my face.
the october roundup
October, 2006
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I was sort of peeved at the time, but now that I look back at these photos and see you straight-up chugging bottles of Bud Light I remember "Oh yeah, it was THAT kind of night!" and all is forgiven. Hahaha.
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Here's Joey doing the ol' "I can't believe Lorelei ripped open your shirt" routine.
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Hi, can you tell that we're all a teeeeeny bit drunk?
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Hahahah. Here's Lorelei and Becky's reaction to me telling them that the band was willing to let me sing with them! Hahaha.
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Joey, Jack and Lorelei!
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Bridesmaids! Lorelei (the "Lo" half of the "Em & Lo"), Hannah, Becky (the third Taylor sister!) and Emma.
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Lorelei the Sexpert likely trying to ply some sex tips from Brandon the International Playboy (who you may remember as our host through parts of Eastern Europe !)
the april roundup
April, 2005
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Then later that night I met up with Rob, Emma, Nina, Lorelei and a ton of other people to head over to the Sunburnt Cow to celebrate...
the march roundup
March, 2005
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Lorelei and I doing another duet. (Girl, where you been? We're so overdue for a karaoke date).
moving to san francisco going away party: part one
August 24, 2004
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Lo enjoys my schweaty face.
moving to san francisco going away party: part one
August 24, 2004
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Hahahah. Something tells me this might have been "Paradise By the Dashboard Lights."
moving to san francisco going away party: part one
August 24, 2004
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Lorelei and I kicked off the festivities with a duet. (By the way, I'm writing these caption in May of 2005, almost a year later so I pretty much have no idea what song anyone was singing in these pics).
moving to san francisco going away party: part one
August 24, 2004
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Em & Lo
moving to san francisco going away party: part one
August 24, 2004
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Carol, Rachel, Lorelei, Emma and Nina.
the june roundup
June, 2004
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Lorelei and Nina.
the june roundup
June, 2004
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Lorelei, Bibs and me.
the may roundup part two
May, 2004
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Grant and Lo.
the may roundup part two
May, 2004
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On Wednesday we all met up at the Sunburnt Cow to celebrate Emma Taylor's birthday! Here's Lo (showing off some of the birthday girl's goodies) and Em.
the may roundup part two
May, 2004
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After the big show, we all headed over to Winnie's in Chinatown (Hey, remember when Lo had her bday party here?) and sang some seriously ghetto-ass karaoke.
the april roundup
April, 2004
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On Friday night I met up with Nina, Joey, Lo, Emma and Allison (Lo's lil' sister) in the Lower East Side...
the april roundup
April, 2004
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And hey, no book party would be complete without a fifteen-person grand finale version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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Lo making the best face ever.
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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The authors on the mic!
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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You have to be careful getting this close to Lo when she's been drinking - most of the time you'll just get your face licked, but if she's feeling vindictive, she give you a hickey that'll make it look like you survived a hanging (thanks Meredith!) before you even realize what she's up to.
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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Lo on the other hand...she ain't got nothing but love for the titty.
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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...standing on my couch so he could jump up and hang from my apartment's fire sprinkler pipes. Holy worst idea ever, Batman! I managed to snap a pic for posterity before screaming at him to "get the fuck down from there, you lunatic!" (Mke D. has no recollection of this).
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Jamie, Lo, Jenny, Frank, Colin, Fatty's hair and Emma.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Lo and me doing a duet.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Lorelei, Em and Sarah.
sarah's birthday bash: part one
February 07, 2004
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Later that night, I hung out with Em & Lo.
the february roundup
February, 2004
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Seth and Lo.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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Hahaha.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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This skit is fucking hilarious. Em & Lo dressed up as flight attendends welcoming the audience to Anal Airways.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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Lo demonstrates the optimal 90 degree angle for objects that penetrate deeper than 4" inches into the bum.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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We got to the bar almost on time only to discover that the entire front of the bar is one big plate-glass window - which sorta ruined the surprise factor. So as soon as Grant passed the window, the jig was up. Here's Zara, Grant, Lo and Jordana (who came was in town from LA visiting her in-laws in the deerrrrrrty Jerz).
grant's surprise party
November 07, 2003
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Awwwwwww, best pic ever. Emily, Emma, Lorelei and Grant.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Emily, Emma, Lo and Grant. (Down in the karaoke basement of Nolita Tavern).
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Grant and Lo (what were you guys singing, either of you remember?)
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Em & Lo! (Emma's really good at hiding behind the microphone).
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Emma, Grant, Lorelei and myself started the night out getting our free drink on at a party celebrating the opening of Toys in Babeland's new Soho store.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Em and Lo on backup.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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After a few aspirin and several liters of water *whew*, we hopped in the car and drove out to Ross & Jordana's house in the valley where we also met up with Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey who were in LA for two days as part of their book tour.
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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Goodbye lovelies! See you in September!
the july roundup
July, 2003
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On Friday night I went over the Blu on Avenue C to wish farewell to Em & Lo who were leaving the next morning for their eight week, cross-country tour to promote their book that had just come out.
the july roundup
July, 2003
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Mmmmmmmm! Hair Ash! Happy Birthday, Emma! Can't wait to see what happens next year!
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Emma leaned down laughing and put her hair right into a candle that was lit on the table. I was torn between putting it out (which I did) or firing up the cam and getting a pic of her aflame.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Jack Wright finds himself on the business end of two-girl head-scratch.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Me and Lorelei (I love this photo).
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Lo, Grant, Emma (pulling her patented "I'm pretty drunk" face) and me.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Once Emma got back out of her birthday suit, it was time for birthday doughnuts!
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Even our new Chinese friend wasn't fooled by their clever subterfuge.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Props from the birthday girl.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Em & Lo doing another duet.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Em & Lo teamed up to sing a duet.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Mike, Emma, Tookie (showing her favorite number - Yay five!), a guy I don't know and Lo.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Mike looks like he's doing "the hustle" in the photo.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Lo and I warmed things up with a not-so-great rendition of the '91 Spin Doctor's jam "Two Princes." (Yo, you might think this song is easy - but don't forget, there's like 2 minutes of hippyesque scatting at the end. Ugh).
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Here's Lorelei with some naughty birthday panties!
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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The party at Manray started winding down at around 2am. Everyone else crapped out and went home but Lo and I headed over to...
the april roundup
April, 2003
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Brenda, Emma, Cy, and Lo.
the april roundup
April, 2003
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Look! Operation Iraqi Freedom chalks up another big victory by intercepting what was almost a French Kiss. You're next Saddam! *shakes fist*
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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Me with the infamous Em & Lo.
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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Em & Lo giving Grizzle-my-Nizzle a hard time.
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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Lo's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" sparked candles of adornment.
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Joey and Lorelei. (aka - JoLo)
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Damn. We're still glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife, you know what I'm saying?
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Later on in the evening, Lo and I reprised our version of Meatloaf's "Paradise By the Dashboard Lights" which was last heard at her birthday party last April.
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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We arrived early (around 10ish) to ensure that we'd be able to secure the table right up front next to the karaoke machine. That way later on in the evening when you're real drunk and you want to "correct" people who aren't performing a song up to par by singing over them as loudly as you can, you'll know that they can hear you. Because hey, people love to know when they're doing something wrong. Especially at karaoke. (From L to R: Lorelei, Sean, Joey, Emma and Mary.)
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Jen Dolloff, Emma, Lorelei and me.
random february pics
February, 2003
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Grant licks Lorelei's hair while I try to make the "I can't believe Alex made out with half of our interns" expression go away.
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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From L to R: Lorelie, Tookie, Alisa, Grant and me
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003
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And here's Em & Lo hysterically laughing after Grant opened his gift and started getting all "extra sensitive" on them
grant's 26th birthday
November 04, 2002
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Messy-haired Lo.
nh vacation part seven: the ride back home
July 29, 2002
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Rrrroooooooox-anne. You don't have to put on the red light.
nh vacation part seven: the ride back home
July 29, 2002
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(Sleepy) Em & Lo.
nh vacation part seven: the ride back home
July 29, 2002
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For the sake of posterity, we set up the cam on the dash again to capture the crew at the end of our journey.
nh vacation part seven: the ride back home
July 29, 2002
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nh vacation part six: lake jumpers
July 27, 2002
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nh vacation part six: lake jumpers
July 27, 2002
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Squinty Lo!
nh vacation part four: playing, swimming, cooking...
July 27, 2002
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This here is "the rock," which was pretty much the locus of most of our outdoor activity.
nh vacation part four: playing, swimming, cooking...
July 27, 2002
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And, chances are, if we weren't doing any of the aforementioned activities, were taking funny picures of each other.
nh vacation part four: playing, swimming, cooking...
July 27, 2002
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Grant, we missed you!
nh vacation part four: playing, swimming, cooking...
July 27, 2002
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Watching people perform synchronized swimming routines from.
nh vacation part four: playing, swimming, cooking...
July 27, 2002
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Exhausted from a long night of failed homoerotic scheming, Lo fell asleep on the couch.
nh vacation part three: there is no such thing as nh nightlife
July 27, 2002
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The first night Joey and I made the mistake of playing teams boys vs. girls. We got our asses handed to us and were hardly halfway around the board when the ladies won. (Look how intense my expression is. When I play Cranium, I play to win.)
nh vacation part three: there is no such thing as nh nightlife
July 27, 2002
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The four of us on the way up.
nh vacation part two: mountain climbers, berry pickers
July 27, 2002
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Too bad living in NYC makes everywhere else seem weird. Around 7:30ish we pulled off the road in northeastern CT to get some dinner. Every place we stopped at was completely mobbed with people. We finally settled on Friendly's (which beyond being filled with a "not-so-Friendly" waitstaff, also had a 25 minute wait for a table). We elected to do the "smart" thing and eat outside. So instead of only waiting 25 minutes inside, we sat outside, freezing our asses off for 50 minutes waiting for our food...all the while listening to somebody's frigging car alarm go off in the parking lot. In the words of Isabella, "Oh, for Frank's sake! Turn that gosh darn thing off!"
nh vacation part one: the drive up
July 26, 2002
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Backseat biddies, yo. (PS - Isabella totally looks like a Dr. Seuss character in this photo!)
nh vacation part one: the drive up
July 26, 2002
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Our bellies full of (completely God-awful) food, we hit the road in high spirits.
nh vacation part one: the drive up
July 26, 2002
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From L to R: Joey, Lo, Tookie (aka - Isabella), Em and Me. (we took this pic by setting the timer and placing the camera on the dash).
nh vacation part one: the drive up
July 26, 2002
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"You're schmoopie!"
"No! You're schmoopie! Yes you are! Yes you are!"
lorelei's 30th birthday
April 09, 2002
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The night ended prematurely when in the midst of "Copa Cabana" Lorelei shot Emma with a bolt of lightning.
lorelei's 30th birthday
April 09, 2002