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Seth and Lo.
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Hahaha.
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This skit is fucking hilarious. Em & Lo dressed up as flight attendends welcoming the audience to Anal Airways.
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Lo demonstrates the optimal 90 degree angle for objects that penetrate deeper than 4" inches into the bum.
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We got to the bar almost on time only to discover that the entire front of the bar is one big plate-glass window - which sorta ruined the surprise factor. So as soon as Grant passed the window, the jig was up. Here's Zara, Grant, Lo and Jordana (who came was in town from LA visiting her in-laws in the deerrrrrrty Jerz).
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Awwwwwww, best pic ever. Emily, Emma, Lorelei and Grant.
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Emily, Emma, Lo and Grant. (Down in the karaoke basement of Nolita Tavern).
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Grant and Lo (what were you guys singing, either of you remember?)
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Em & Lo! (Emma's really good at hiding behind the microphone).
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Emma, Grant, Lorelei and myself started the night out getting our free drink on at a party celebrating the opening of Toys in Babeland's new Soho store.
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Em and Lo on backup.
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After a few aspirin and several liters of water *whew*, we hopped in the car and drove out to Ross & Jordana's house in the valley where we also met up with Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey who were in LA for two days as part of their book tour.
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Goodbye lovelies! See you in September!
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On Friday night I went over the Blu on Avenue C to wish farewell to Em & Lo who were leaving the next morning for their eight week, cross-country tour to promote their book that had just come out.
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Mmmmmmmm! Hair Ash! Happy Birthday, Emma! Can't wait to see what happens next year!
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Emma leaned down laughing and put her hair right into a candle that was lit on the table. I was torn between putting it out (which I did) or firing up the cam and getting a pic of her aflame.
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Jack Wright finds himself on the business end of two-girl head-scratch.
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Me and Lorelei (I love this photo).
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Lo, Grant, Emma (pulling her patented "I'm pretty drunk" face) and me.
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Once Emma got back out of her birthday suit, it was time for birthday doughnuts!
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Even our new Chinese friend wasn't fooled by their clever subterfuge.
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Props from the birthday girl.
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Em & Lo doing another duet.
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Em & Lo teamed up to sing a duet.
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Mike, Emma, Tookie (showing her favorite number - Yay five!), a guy I don't know and Lo.
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Mike looks like he's doing "the hustle" in the photo.
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Lo and I warmed things up with a not-so-great rendition of the '91 Spin Doctor's jam "Two Princes." (Yo, you might think this song is easy - but don't forget, there's like 2 minutes of hippyesque scatting at the end. Ugh).
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Here's Lorelei with some naughty birthday panties!
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The party at Manray started winding down at around 2am. Everyone else crapped out and went home but Lo and I headed over to...
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Brenda, Emma, Cy, and Lo.
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Look! Operation Iraqi Freedom chalks up another big victory by intercepting what was almost a French Kiss. You're next Saddam! *shakes fist*
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Me with the infamous Em & Lo.
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Em & Lo giving Grizzle-my-Nizzle a hard time.
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Lo's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" sparked candles of adornment.
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Joey and Lorelei. (aka - JoLo)
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Damn. We're still glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife, you know what I'm saying?
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Later on in the evening, Lo and I reprised our version of Meatloaf's "Paradise By the Dashboard Lights" which was last heard at her birthday party last April.
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We arrived early (around 10ish) to ensure that we'd be able to secure the table right up front next to the karaoke machine. That way later on in the evening when you're real drunk and you want to "correct" people who aren't performing a song up to par by singing over them as loudly as you can, you'll know that they can hear you. Because hey, people love to know when they're doing something wrong. Especially at karaoke. (From L to R: Lorelei, Sean, Joey, Emma and Mary.)
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Jen Dolloff, Emma, Lorelei and me.
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Grant licks Lorelei's hair while I try to make the "I can't believe Alex made out with half of our interns" expression go away.
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From L to R: Lorelie, Tookie, Alisa, Grant and me