...because he and Matt were dressed exactly like with matching haircuts and everything. (They're giving Vin & Marco back in their hey-day a run for their money)
Gold Bar is decorated almost entirely in, yep, you guessed it, gold! Including a wall of gold skulls that has a framed portrait of Jenny and Lauren hanging on it.
Before calling it a night, Tinny and I got matching "best friends heartsies" tattoos. Our hearts are never complete unless we're side by side. Awwwwwwwww... (Ok, maybe they're actually just fake tattoos that were included as part of my going present to help me fit in with homeless people in San Francisco. Hahahah).
Check out my ghetto Photoshop compositie for comparison. Creepy, right? (We've been trying to get them together for a real photo together but we're afraid the world might end if they touch). One of these guys is the youngest photographer to have a solo show at the Whitney. The other has an awesome web site that's main distinction is that it's updated even less frequently than mine! Can you guess who's who?
After a few minutes of me sitting next to Vin, Marco notices that we're both wearing the same shirt (albeit, in different colors) and starts totally giving us shit. (Keep this in mind for later...)
My brother always gets shit because he looks, walks, talks and acts like a little Mini-Me version of my dad. I tried to snap a sneaky picture of them watching TV together while eating matching sandwiches and wearing matching white shirts and blue baseball hats, but I started laughing right before the cam went off and gave Brett time to flip me the bird. They look like the goddamned Bobsie Twins though, right?
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