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After dinner, I stopped over at Miye and David's to bring them to their first ever Sid & Buddy Monday night karaoke. If not for his hot-ass wife, I'd swear David was a flaming queen - While goading him to hurry up in the bathroom I whipped out my cam and managed to catch his metrosexual ass in the middle of CURLING HIS FUCKING EYELASHES! I went back out the living room to inform Miye that I'd just caught her husband using her eyelash curler thingy to which she replied "My eyelash curler's in my purse. That's David's very own eyelash curler." And there you have it.
back to back sid & buddy karaoke
November 19, 2003
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London being London, it started raining just a few minutes after we got off the tube. We looked around for umbrellas and these were the only ones we could find. "Haaaaaaaaaaaay!"
european vacation part 5: reunited with grant.
October 22, 2003
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...THE TRUTH ABOUT FRANK is revealed!
karaoke with seth
September 02, 2003
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This picture's called "Why You Shouldn't Fall Asleep When Grant Has Your Camera."
fort tilden and sarah's roof party
July 20, 2003
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...Grant chases Vin around with his ass (I don't think I've laughed so hard in a while) and...
coney island then plaid
June 27, 2003
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There he is! At it again pressing his cock into yet another leg (somehow I don't think this guy minded as much).
the hole and p diddy
June 25, 2003
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...this time he made sure to wear pants that can only be described as "ass-a-liscous!" Grant Stoddard kneels down so he can appreciate it in all its full glory.
emma's 30th birthday: part one
May 21, 2003
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What, you don't believe me? See those two smoking hot, blonde hula girls? Yeah, that's right! They got so hot and bothered by my karaoke jam that right after i was done singing they took me in the bathroom and I totally got down with both of them! So who's gay now, huh? Huh?
sid & buddy karaoke
May 19, 2003
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So we walk all the way from Chinatown over to South Street (which took like 45 minutes). We get there and it's mobbed and there's not much to do - so we decide that we'll get one of those famous Phily cheesesteaks...only to find the place and discover there's a 50-60 minute wait. (By the way, check out Grant with his little canvas tote-bag. I think he stole that from my 7th grade Social Studies teacher).
trip to philly
April 19, 2003
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Grant also managed to get me back by conspiring with Eric to snap this pic of Eric planting one on me.
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Turning around like 20 seconds later to find Grant hooking up with him. Hahahaha. *shudder*
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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BLAMO! We have full on tounge-in-mouth action (and I managed to get an even better shot of Timmy's overly-manicured, faux chin-line). And check out homeboy there smiling in the background. His enjoyment of the situation should've served as a forewarning...keep that guy in mind - he'll be back with a vengeance in a few...

Also, since Grant's been trying to play down this kiss like it wasn't a big deal (and brother, who can blame him?), I'd like to point something out: the flash on my camera takes approximately 20 seconds to recharge. Look at that first pic...think about my camera needing 20 whole seconds to recharge...then look at the second kiss. Got the willies yet?)
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Eric and I totally set Grant up on this one: I waited with the camera ready and Eric pretending that he had to tell Grant something and then when Grant leaned in: BLAMO! (or at least that's the story that I'm supposed to tell if you know what I'm saying).
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Timmy goes in for the kiss. And yo, check out that groomed neck-beard! Hotness!
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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...and we finally managed to blend in at The Hole. "Haaaaaay!"
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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G-Sto on the dancefloor getting some sweet "hot dog in the bun" action. All aboard the "ManTrain." Noice!
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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One night when we were out like two years ago, Grant busted out his impressoin of "Molly Ringwald in every 80's movie" dance-move and cracked us all up. But ever since then, everytime he tries to dance, he inadvertently ends up doing the same Molly Ringwald dance - it just happens and he can't seem to stop. For once, the total and complete gayness that said dance move conjures, worked in his favor. You go, girlfriend!
grant gets gay
March 27, 2003
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Um, yeah. Go Lauren.
filter 14
February 26, 2003