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Found a few other random memories, including this photo from when I went to Basking Ridge's senior prom with Jen Perkins....
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And after we took our prom photo...
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Me and Lawrence (Sarah's brother of Brother Lawrence fame). And yes, I am wearing the same ghetto-ass bow-tie-drawn-on-with-marker shirt I made for the MisShapes Prom that was a few days prior.
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Take, for instance, this picture of Kusum and Sarah. If I kept showing band photos, I wouldn't be able to tell you that even though Kusum's an editor at a fancy magazine these days, back in 1998 she was doing keg-stands in my basement.
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There was a prom "backdrop" where you could get your Polaroid picture taken with your date.
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Er, dates. (Sorry, Niki). Actually, as much as I'd like to pretend I was the prom queen's man, she was really there with Mark (the tall guy from the Killers). I just managed to steal a kiss.
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Niki, Karen and Lizzie.
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I got to Rothko and it was all crazy prom-decorated with pastel balloons everywhere. It looked almost exactly like my prom...
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Luke and LeRoy (the bar) was all decorated like a high school gymnasium during prom.
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What with Pete doing the Humpty dance and all.
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Sarah singing along on the floor.
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Tinny got a little misty-eyed during their inaugural dance.
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...the King and Queen of the prom! And the queen is...
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....Pete! Wooo! Congrats, guys.
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...THIS GIRL! (Whose name I don't know!) And the king is...
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Beth, Jen and Rebecca (of "Bathroom Humper Mystery" fame. Don't ask).
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Sheal doing her Stalone impression. "Yooooooooo! Adian!" On point!
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With the dancefloor in riotous full-effect, it was time to announce...
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Kat and Amber on the dancefloor.
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Cat, Sarah L, Sarah H, and Meredith.
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I didn't have a real bowtie (or a real dress shirt, if we're being honest) so I went with an old prom stand-by and just drew a bow tie on a t-shirt with marker. From a few feet away, it almost looked real!
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Karen giving Sarah's cleavage a little "hot dog in the bun" action. (Sarah's expression makes this pic a serious contender for Photo of the Night).
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Sarah and Paul.
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DJ Loveleigh on deck, yo.
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Karen and her wah-wiggity wasted friend. Hahahah.
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Me and Sarah.
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Amber (looking like a Disney character again, except this time: not so cute) and Kat.
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Amber (this time just looking like hot-ass normal self) and me.
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Aya and Vin.
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See? (Well, ok - I said almost).
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I found Dennis and Audrey cannoodling in the corner.
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Cat ended up getting so hot that Meredith had to augment her lil' dress with some reflective heat shielding.
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Dennis took out a pin and we set out to see if my fancy camera was fast enough to capture a balloon being popped.
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... you can sit back and rest assured knowing it was all worth it.
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Kissing a boy might have seemed a little steep before, but when the girls all start touching each other's boobies...
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Geordon (looking like a fucking SmoothTwinks centerfold) and me.
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Fyuko, Vin and Aya.
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I think this photo should be called "Luckiest Girl in the Whole Wide World."
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It's Winston's smooth flavor that makes it the choice cigarette of girls in pink sateen.
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His "Footloose" footwork had all the girls looking for their turn. Aw, yeah...
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Grant cuts rug with Emma.
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Grant poses with what can only be described as the Prom Queen. (Ba-dum-dum Cha! Thank You! Thank you! I'll be here all weekend! Don't forget to tip your waitresses...)
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Some stranger (who bears a creepy resemblance to face painted on the side of the old "Tunnel of Love" amusement building in Asbury Park, NJ...look below, see?), Emma, Grant & JimJazz.
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By the time we got there, shit was already in full effect. Check out the homemade "Diamonds and Pearls" Prom-theme banner hanging in the background. Noice!
a second prom
September 14, 2002
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Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-my Sharona! Grant does the pigeon across the dance floor!
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Ladies from the Eighties!
a second prom
September 14, 2002
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Here's the real couple posing...
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We ended up getting stuck on the ridiculously hot subway platform for over an hour! Then, making matters worse, the subway kept stopping! It took us almost two hours just to get from Manhattan to Brooklyn.
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BeeBatch and JimJazz represent on the Miami Vice tip like Crockett & Tubs...um, except that we're both really white.
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The best thing at the party was the reticulating punch fountain filled with the finest Boone's Farm wine that can be purchased in the region!
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And here's me stepping in, the Impostor Pseudo Date!
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Barlow & Heather.
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Photo taken from the top of the giant metal slide that Andy & Andrew installed just in time for the party.