tagged together in 29 photos prom + misshapes Luke and LeRoy (the bar) was all decorated like a high school gymnasium during prom. What with Pete doing the Humpty dance and all. Sarah singing along on the floor. Tinny got a little misty-eyed during their inaugural dance. ...the King and Queen of the prom! And the queen is... ....Pete! Wooo! Congrats, guys. ...THIS GIRL! (Whose name I don't know!) And the king is... Beth, Jen and Rebecca (of "Bathroom Humper Mystery" fame. Don't ask). Sheal doing her Stalone impression. "Yooooooooo! Adian!" On point! With the dancefloor in riotous full-effect, it was time to announce... Kat and Amber on the dancefloor. Cat, Sarah L, Sarah H, and Meredith. I didn't have a real bowtie (or a real dress shirt, if we're being honest) so I went with an old prom stand-by and just drew a bow tie on a t-shirt with marker. From a few feet away, it almost looked real! Karen giving Sarah's cleavage a little "hot dog in the bun" action. (Sarah's expression makes this pic a serious contender for Photo of the Night). Sarah and Paul. DJ Loveleigh on deck, yo. Karen and her wah-wiggity wasted friend. Hahahah. Me and Sarah. Amber (looking like a Disney character again, except this time: not so cute) and Kat. Amber (this time just looking like hot-ass normal self) and me. Aya and Vin. See? (Well, ok - I said almost ). I found Dennis and Audrey cannoodling in the corner. Cat ended up getting so hot that Meredith had to augment her lil' dress with some reflective heat shielding. Dennis took out a pin and we set out to see if my fancy camera was fast enough to capture a balloon being popped. ... you can sit back and rest assured knowing it was all worth it. Kissing a boy might have seemed a little steep before, but when the girls all start touching each other's boobies... Geordon (looking like a fucking SmoothTwinks centerfold) and me. Fyuko, Vin and Aya.