Saturday Night Out


We started out at Emma's friend's book release party in the East Village...

grant
The book party was off to a bit of a slow start so Grant, Emma and I went across the street to grab a quick bite to eat at Stingy Lulu's. (Oh, and ever since that night at the Hole, Grant's found that he really likes to kick the night off with a piping mug of "hot cock.")
grant
Stingy Lulu's has these cross-dressing lounge singers that jump all over the place and harrass the shit outta all the people trying to eat. But yo, check out her face - is that some scary Planet of the Apes shit or what?
emma
Back at the party Emma started tying one on...
michael martin
And then, out of the blue - SHAZAM - Michael Martin shows up! Ready to kick it EarlyTimes style, no less.
grant, me, michael martin
EmEm, me and Grant.
grant, sean
EarlyTimes inhibits rational behavior almost as well as it strips paint from cars.
booze ˆ drunk ˆ shots ˆ grant ˆ sean
grant
*cough,* *sputter*
At around 2am, we cut out of the party and headed down to Piano's to meet up with a buncha people.
grant, michael martin, tara
Tara, Michael and Grant.
grant, lizzy, sarah
Lizzie,Sarah and Grant.
grant, michael martin
Coldlamp #403.
me, sarah
Me and Sarah.
me, tara
Me and Tara.
best ˆ headlock ˆ me ˆ tara
michael martin
So check it out: we're at Pianos and all of these people are rushing around whispering "Heidi Klum's here! Heidi Klum's here!"So Michael and I (keep in mind were hopped up EarlyTimes style) decidedthat we'd track her down and get a pic with her for this site. So we're looking all over the place and finally we go into the backroom downstairs (where it's really dark), and we see this blonde sitting against the wall with a guy.

Michael (squinting): "Hey, is that her?"
Me (swaying): "Ummm, I don't think so."
Michael: "Yeah, me either."
Me: "We should get a pic of her anyway."

Look at her face in the background - we were trying to be discrete but I think she was onto us.
tara
By the time we got back upstairs, Tara managed to spill a drink all over herself. Remeber kids, always sip your fresh drink before you start dancing.
me, tara
Tara and I making fun of the pic that was taken of us the night we met at Pianos back in January.
tara
3:30am pizza.
tara
Hey! That's my bike.