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...then met up with this one...
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Met up with the Vin around 11ish and we headed up to 32nd street....
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SUPER HANS!
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On Saturday night, I went out to meet this guy in Williamsburg for beers & pretzels.
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Post-show Jodeci relaxation.
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Oh, word?
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Haha.
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Red wine (served in a goblet) really helps to bring out the subtle, yet complex flavors of new BBQ Pringles.
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JC Penny back-to-school catalog pose #142!
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Haha.
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Leigh ability to dance in those shoes is almost impressive as my Jodeci coldlamp.
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Coldlamping with chips.
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Hahah.
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Birthday coldlamp.
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Hahaha. Alana was stoked, but felt that John needed a little something extra to complete his new "look."
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...which led to Gabe showing off his manly chest! This picture rules so hard. I love Gabe's eyebrows and Lisa's slurry top lip. Hahaha.
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Katie and Amanda cold-lamping after the show!
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Hahaha. Desert coldlamp pose #403 (We stole this shit straight from the Magi).
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Then Meredith manned the cam and took some pics of Hank and I coldlamping in our fancy duds. Hank wasn't buying it.
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Hahaha. Oh man, at least once a day I stop and ask myself: What's wrong with me?
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...chocolately center of SOUL! Hahaha.
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After all getting crunked up at The Barn (uh, except for me Dad, because I was the driver) we headed over to The Roxbury Diner (which we all know is really still called The Victoria Diner) for some late night grub. I like how when everyone started throwing gangsigns, my brother's gangsign is to simultaneously pinch both his titties and look "naughty."
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...TIME OUT: COLD LAMP!...
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Later that night, I went over to Sarah and Niki's and we got dressed to attend a P.Diddy-in-the-Hamptons inspired "White Party" in Brooklyn. Sometimes a true playa's gotta roll with both dark and light meat, ya heard?
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We wanted to eat lots of stinky, spicy Indian food - that way if none of us managed to pull in the clubs later that night, we could all blame it on our kicking BREAFFF! (Hey, it worked in Greece, right?)
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Fatty elected to kick it old school with a famous standby: "JC Penny Catalog Coldlamp #427."
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Hey, look! They named a grocery store after us! (*wink, wink*)
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Me with two Sarahs.
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Bitching Camaro.
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Brian Chambers, Mark and Grant. (By the way, is that some awkward new coldlamp pose or is Grant just trying to hide a boner?)
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Grant coldlamps with Winnie herself.
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So check it out: we're at Pianos and all of these people are rushing around whispering "Heidi Klum's here! Heidi Klum's here!"So Michael and I (keep in mind were hopped up EarlyTimes style) decidedthat we'd track her down and get a pic with her for this site. So we're looking all over the place and finally we go into the backroom downstairs (where it's really dark), and we see this blonde sitting against the wall with a guy.

Michael (squinting): "Hey, is that her?"
Me (swaying): "Ummm, I don't think so."
Michael: "Yeah, me either."
Me: "We should get a pic of her anyway."

Look at her face in the background - we were trying to be discrete but I think she was onto us.
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Coldlamp #403.
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Mattymatt and I dusted off our Jodeci faces (circa 1995) and pimped them bigtime.
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Hahaha. Grant cold lamps with Mike Skinner (aka - The Streets).
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After Antarctica, Grant and I walked over to Piano's where we ran into Genie and her friend Alison (I think).
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Me and Dens. Yo, I challenge you to find a photo that has more C-List, low-wattage, Internet celebs than this one.
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Matty Matty pumped the phresh jizzams "All Night, All Night Lah-ah-ong."
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See? Stupid.
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Me coldlamping with the birthday boy.
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As soon as I rolled into town, I gots on tha horn and wrangled up Emily Cmielewski and Rachael and we went over to the bar at Chi-Chi's (yep, the Mexican restaurant chain) for some strip-mall style Jersey nightlife action.
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Le Negs in the house!
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....a night out on the town! Seth being a pimped-ass high roller, he called in to have a limo chaffeur our asses around all night. Nothing says class like a white-stretch with neon underrunners, baby.
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Grant and Matty.
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After a few warm up drinks, the ladies took me out on the town for a five-bar tour of drinking in Madison.
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Aw, sit.
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Coldlamp #407.
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Tyler talks shit while Josh coldlamps.
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Matty strikes a classic "chin grab" while Adekoye opts for the more modern "Dr. Evil: The Pimp Years."
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After Enid's we went over to Blue Lounge where we ran into (who else but) the Tweedles!
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Matty-Matt was there. Where were you?
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Cold Lamping Group Pose #423. Word.
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Vin "Cold Lamp" Ganapathy.
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Straight-up cold lampin'
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So I'm talking in the corner with one of Melissa's friends and all of a sudden I look over and see Vin chatting this bird up wit da quickness. I thought he had something cooking...
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Vin strikes up Sear's Catalog Pose #27 after running into the room and waking up Natalie and Brian H.