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Bye, guys! Thanks for having us! Hope to see you again soon!
the february roundup
February, 2012
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...take a group picture with the auto timer! Perfect!
the february roundup
February, 2012
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On Tuesday night I went to Greenwich Village to see Em & Lo knocked up at the same time! Check out the dual-preggo action! These two do everything together. So awesome! With proud fathers-to-be Rob and Joey, respectively. Congrats, you guys!
the september roundup
September, 2007
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Bridesmaids! Lorelei (the "Lo" half of the "Em & Lo"), Hannah, Becky (the third Taylor sister!) and Emma.
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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Then later that night I met up with Rob, Emma, Nina, Lorelei and a ton of other people to head over to the Sunburnt Cow to celebrate...
the march roundup
March, 2005
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Em & Lo
moving to san francisco going away party: part one
August 24, 2004
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Carol, Rachel, Lorelei, Emma and Nina.
the june roundup
June, 2004
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On Wednesday we all met up at the Sunburnt Cow to celebrate Emma Taylor's birthday! Here's Lo (showing off some of the birthday girl's goodies) and Em.
the may roundup part two
May, 2004
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On Friday night I met up with Nina, Joey, Lo, Emma and Allison (Lo's lil' sister) in the Lower East Side...
the april roundup
April, 2004
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And hey, no book party would be complete without a fifteen-person grand finale version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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The authors on the mic!
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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Jamie, Lo, Jenny, Frank, Colin, Fatty's hair and Emma.
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Lorelei, Em and Sarah.
sarah's birthday bash: part one
February 07, 2004
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Later that night, I hung out with Em & Lo.
the february roundup
February, 2004
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Hahaha.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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This skit is fucking hilarious. Em & Lo dressed up as flight attendends welcoming the audience to Anal Airways.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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Lo demonstrates the optimal 90 degree angle for objects that penetrate deeper than 4" inches into the bum.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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Awwwwwww, best pic ever. Emily, Emma, Lorelei and Grant.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Emily, Emma, Lo and Grant. (Down in the karaoke basement of Nolita Tavern).
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Em & Lo! (Emma's really good at hiding behind the microphone).
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Emma, Grant, Lorelei and myself started the night out getting our free drink on at a party celebrating the opening of Toys in Babeland's new Soho store.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Em and Lo on backup.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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After a few aspirin and several liters of water *whew*, we hopped in the car and drove out to Ross & Jordana's house in the valley where we also met up with Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey who were in LA for two days as part of their book tour.
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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On Friday night I went over the Blu on Avenue C to wish farewell to Em & Lo who were leaving the next morning for their eight week, cross-country tour to promote their book that had just come out.
the july roundup
July, 2003
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Emma leaned down laughing and put her hair right into a candle that was lit on the table. I was torn between putting it out (which I did) or firing up the cam and getting a pic of her aflame.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Jack Wright finds himself on the business end of two-girl head-scratch.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Lo, Grant, Emma (pulling her patented "I'm pretty drunk" face) and me.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Once Emma got back out of her birthday suit, it was time for birthday doughnuts!
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Even our new Chinese friend wasn't fooled by their clever subterfuge.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Em & Lo doing another duet.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Em & Lo teamed up to sing a duet.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Mike, Emma, Tookie (showing her favorite number - Yay five!), a guy I don't know and Lo.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Brenda, Emma, Cy, and Lo.
the april roundup
April, 2003
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Me with the infamous Em & Lo.
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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Em & Lo giving Grizzle-my-Nizzle a hard time.
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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We arrived early (around 10ish) to ensure that we'd be able to secure the table right up front next to the karaoke machine. That way later on in the evening when you're real drunk and you want to "correct" people who aren't performing a song up to par by singing over them as loudly as you can, you'll know that they can hear you. Because hey, people love to know when they're doing something wrong. Especially at karaoke. (From L to R: Lorelei, Sean, Joey, Emma and Mary.)
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Jen Dolloff, Emma, Lorelei and me.
random february pics
February, 2003
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And here's Em & Lo hysterically laughing after Grant opened his gift and started getting all "extra sensitive" on them
grant's 26th birthday
November 04, 2002
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(Sleepy) Em & Lo.
nh vacation part seven: the ride back home
July 29, 2002
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For the sake of posterity, we set up the cam on the dash again to capture the crew at the end of our journey.
nh vacation part seven: the ride back home
July 29, 2002
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This here is "the rock," which was pretty much the locus of most of our outdoor activity.
nh vacation part four: playing, swimming, cooking...
July 27, 2002
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Grant, we missed you!
nh vacation part four: playing, swimming, cooking...
July 27, 2002
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Watching people perform synchronized swimming routines from.
nh vacation part four: playing, swimming, cooking...
July 27, 2002
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The first night Joey and I made the mistake of playing teams boys vs. girls. We got our asses handed to us and were hardly halfway around the board when the ladies won. (Look how intense my expression is. When I play Cranium, I play to win.)
nh vacation part three: there is no such thing as nh nightlife
July 27, 2002
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The four of us on the way up.
nh vacation part two: mountain climbers, berry pickers
July 27, 2002
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Too bad living in NYC makes everywhere else seem weird. Around 7:30ish we pulled off the road in northeastern CT to get some dinner. Every place we stopped at was completely mobbed with people. We finally settled on Friendly's (which beyond being filled with a "not-so-Friendly" waitstaff, also had a 25 minute wait for a table). We elected to do the "smart" thing and eat outside. So instead of only waiting 25 minutes inside, we sat outside, freezing our asses off for 50 minutes waiting for our food...all the while listening to somebody's frigging car alarm go off in the parking lot. In the words of Isabella, "Oh, for Frank's sake! Turn that gosh darn thing off!"
nh vacation part one: the drive up
July 26, 2002
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Backseat biddies, yo. (PS - Isabella totally looks like a Dr. Seuss character in this photo!)
nh vacation part one: the drive up
July 26, 2002
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Our bellies full of (completely God-awful) food, we hit the road in high spirits.
nh vacation part one: the drive up
July 26, 2002
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From L to R: Joey, Lo, Tookie (aka - Isabella), Em and Me. (we took this pic by setting the timer and placing the camera on the dash).
nh vacation part one: the drive up
July 26, 2002
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The night ended prematurely when in the midst of "Copa Cabana" Lorelei shot Emma with a bolt of lightning.
lorelei's 30th birthday
April 09, 2002
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After our 3 hour dinner, the few of us that hadn't lapsed into pasta-induced glucose-shock, headed out for KARAOKE! Em & Lo kick things off with their classic rendition of "Steal My Sunshine."
lorelei's 30th birthday
April 09, 2002
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Birthday shots!
lorelei's 30th birthday
April 09, 2002
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Josh, me, Emma and Lorelei. (Josh, am I cupping your boobie?)
a very merry drunk's xmas
December 12, 2001
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Group shot.
a very merry drunk's xmas
December 12, 2001
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...co-workers spanking each other *GASP* (Lo dishes out some "tough love.")
joey cavella's birthday bash
November 29, 2001
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Before heading over to Joe's Pub to be briefed on our stripping mission, Grant and I downed several drinks and consulted sex-advice experts Em and Lo about the kind of moves we would need to be busting to truly insight female frenzy. (By the way, Grant's wearing that fake moustache because he felt like he'd be inhibited if he didn't have "something to hide behind.")
we did it for science male strippers
November 07, 2001
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From Left: Some Girl, Hannah, Em, Lo & Mary.
indoorvillage prom
June 24, 2001
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The whole crew repraZentz in the '77 Primered-Flamed, NerveMobile (R.I.P., baby).
the mermaid parade
June 24, 2001