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a person in 50 photos in 2003

emma

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Sweaty Frank, Emma and a schoolboyish Fatty.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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Hahaha.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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This skit is fucking hilarious. Em & Lo dressed up as flight attendends welcoming the audience to Anal Airways.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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Lo demonstrates the optimal 90 degree angle for objects that penetrate deeper than 4" inches into the bum.
em and lo's book reading
November 25, 2003
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Me, Sarah, Adriana and Emma.
grant's surprise party
November 07, 2003
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We all know it's not really a party until my luggage gets taken out. Not wanting to disappoint the birthday crowd, it was high time for the kids to make an appearance. So while a bunch of people were outside smoking, I had Grant take my camera outside so he could capture me give Emma the special "Pressed Ham" braining. Noooice!
grant's surprise party
November 07, 2003
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I mean, this pic is pretty awesome and all. But just imagine how much better it would be if the Hulk fist wasn't contaminated and he could've been wearing it. Fack.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Awwwwwww, best pic ever. Emily, Emma, Lorelei and Grant.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Emily, Emma, Lo and Grant. (Down in the karaoke basement of Nolita Tavern).
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Em & Lo! (Emma's really good at hiding behind the microphone).
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Emma, Grant, Lorelei and myself started the night out getting our free drink on at a party celebrating the opening of Toys in Babeland's new Soho store.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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Em and Lo on backup.
karaoke blowout
September 21, 2003
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After breakfast, we went back to Ross & Jord's and did a little swimming. Emma and Kate soaked up rays...
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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After a few aspirin and several liters of water *whew*, we hopped in the car and drove out to Ross & Jordana's house in the valley where we also met up with Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey who were in LA for two days as part of their book tour.
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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...we all went out for brunch. Emma, Joey (Lo's boyfriend who lives in LA now) and Jordana.
bidness in los angeles
July 24, 2003
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On Friday night I went over the Blu on Avenue C to wish farewell to Em & Lo who were leaving the next morning for their eight week, cross-country tour to promote their book that had just come out.
the july roundup
July, 2003
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Emma, Jamye, Rachel's girlfriend, and Rachel Kramer Bussel (the fact that I remembered all three of Rachel's names should make up for forgetting her girlfriend's).
the july roundup
July, 2003
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Emma (and the book!) with Isabella Robertson (aka - Tookie).
the july roundup
July, 2003
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Earlier in the evening before we left that Mati Hari place, Morgan, the promoter, pulled me aside and invited me to a late night party that was being thrown by P.Diddy and Ashton Kutcher (sp?)...so we rounded up some rowdies and headed uptown to Dorsia to see if we could get some pics of us coldlamping with Demi.
the hole and p diddy
June 25, 2003
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Charlene, Emma, Grant, Tara and me.
the hole and p diddy
June 25, 2003
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And here's Emma with Grant (who's doing his best impression of Emma's "drunk" face).
the hole and p diddy
June 25, 2003
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Mmmmm....smells like burning!
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Emma leaned down laughing and put her hair right into a candle that was lit on the table. I was torn between putting it out (which I did) or firing up the cam and getting a pic of her aflame.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Jack Wright finds himself on the business end of two-girl head-scratch.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Birthday girl.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Matty, Emma, Brian Chambers, Mark Bibbins (aka - The Notorious B.I.B.), Nina and me.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Emma feigning sobriety while I give my best Jodeci face (which usually means that I'm drunk).
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Lo, Grant, Emma (pulling her patented "I'm pretty drunk" face) and me.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Andrew managed to snap off over 40 pics with my cam - but it takes so long to black out all the naughty bits that I've only posted a few here.
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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Once Emma got back out of her birthday suit, it was time for birthday doughnuts!
emma's 30th birthday: part two
May 21, 2003
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And let's finish it all off with an artsy pic of Emma on the fancy couch in the living room! Congrats on fixing up the new place so nicely, Grizz!
grant and fatty move
May 03, 2003
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Even our new Chinese friend wasn't fooled by their clever subterfuge.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Em & Lo doing another duet.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Em & Lo teamed up to sing a duet.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Mike, Emma, Tookie (showing her favorite number - Yay five!), a guy I don't know and Lo.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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After dinner we all headed nextdoor to Winnie's for karaoke!
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Much like Emma was driven to tears at the last karaoke outing, Michael caused a few tears to be shed that night, yes he did.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Back at the party Emma started tying one on...
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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Matty (making the best face ever) with Emma.
the april roundup
April, 2003
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Brenda, Emma, Cy, and Lo.
the april roundup
April, 2003
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Me with the infamous Em & Lo.
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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Em & Lo giving Grizzle-my-Nizzle a hard time.
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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Hey, look! It's practically the same picture that kicks off any one of these stupid goddamned diary entries of mine! L to R: Alisa, me and Emma.
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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See!? Look at Emma: she's actually wiping a tear away. A fucking tear. Unbelievable.
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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We arrived early (around 10ish) to ensure that we'd be able to secure the table right up front next to the karaoke machine. That way later on in the evening when you're real drunk and you want to "correct" people who aren't performing a song up to par by singing over them as loudly as you can, you'll know that they can hear you. Because hey, people love to know when they're doing something wrong. Especially at karaoke. (From L to R: Lorelei, Sean, Joey, Emma and Mary.)
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Grant, me, Emma.
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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Jen Dolloff, Emma, Lorelei and me.
random february pics
February, 2003
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Nerve hosted the premiere for the movie "All the Real Girls." Here's Travis and Emma at the afterparty.
random february pics
February, 2003
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Not about to be upstaged by a non-employee, Alisa and Emma whipped out their boobies and repped for Nerve.
nerve and spring streets' holiday party
January 16, 2003