Wednesday morning I woke up and my brother pointed out the the nubby part of my left nipple is shaped like a heart. (I also pee rainbows and shit unicorns).
Frank was telling stories about how when he was heavier back in college he used to be able to lick his own tit. It only took a tiny bit of prompting before Seven Layer busted out ye old titty to see if he still had "it" in him (he came up about five inches shy. Drat!).
