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Later that evening I realized that Maddy had been catching and eating more mice when she calmed walked up next to me and then vomited tiny spine bones. GROSS!
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...the incredible homemade card he made to apologize for the time he puked in his bandmates' mother's car on a previous visit to Boulder.
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...the puke in the corner! Hahaha.
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NO MORE YELLING IN THE MICROPHONE, PLEASE.
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We also stopped and made friends with this puking stranger.
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...Vince came around the corner with Brandon, got excited when he saw us, ran over to say hi, and then mid-hello was like "Uhhhhh ohhhhh." I knew only too well what his little groan was about and managed to get my cam out just in time to capture the tail-end of him showering the steps of a local BBQ joint with candy-laced Halloween vomit!
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Sean hates vagina mouth.
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...it was a success! Hey, the kids definitely are alright!
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...BAAAAAAAAARF! I managed to catch the impact but was a few seconds too late to catch the actual vom-stream coming out of her mouth. (I guess I'm slipping!).
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So amazing.
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...HAHAHAHAHA. Hooooo-leeeeeeeeee fugging shit. I almost pissed myself. What's that? You'd like a close up? Yeah, me too.
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"Rad! Hey, let's try to see if he can throw up with me in the picture!" Now that's a lady.
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We waited through another few minutes of gagging and gurgling, but there was still no "big payoff" like before.
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That little puddle you see isn't puke, it's actually just saliva (ok, maybe a little puke). This kid was putting his whole frigging hand down his throat and nothing was coming up. If he ever decides to give up his career as a binge drinker, there's clearly a place for him in gay porn.
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"Ok, ready?"
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When I went outside to look for Vin, I ran into these two guys (I forget their names, but I have an email from him somewhere that I can dig up and I'll put them in there when I find it). The guy on the right was really drunk and said that he needed to throw up, but couldn't. I suggested he try putting his fingers down his throat and "pull his trigger." He was like "Ok, I'll try it. Get your camera ready." (Like I needed to be told, right?)
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"GO!" Look at his hand! Oh, wait you can't - the whole thing's in his mouth.
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Ewwww.
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This photo is a perfect metaphor for what Lit's like sometimes: A turd on the edge of the toilet seat of your otherwise perfect night. (Hmmm...maybe this comparison would make more sense if the toilet wasn't also filled with vomit. Gross).
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I waited with my camera poised as Grant took off Dash's diaper to investigate and managed to catch this primo shot of him dry-heaving.
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Then Tara threw up everywhere. The end.
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...you're crosstown on the Bowery splattering your own shoes with vomit.
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Meanwhile, Tim busied himself purging his body.
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...THROW UP! If you look closely, you can see I've just barely managed to capture the puke leaving his mouth *shudder*.
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Toilet time!