i keep a diary

May 30, 2004

Trash at Don Hill's

On Sunday night Vin and I went over to Don Hill's to see Sarah spin at Trash - and also to see our friend Joanna and her friends strip.

niki, sarah
Sarah and Hot Indian Nikki. Also know as the F.B.O.V. (Future Bride Of Vin - even thought I get yelled at every time I say that, I still think it's funny).
niki ˆ sarah
vin
Vin was there with a freshly shaved eyebrow line. Who'd want to start trouble (Ice, ice, baby) with him?
eyebrows ˆ tough ˆ vin
leigh, me
Uh-oh! Speaking of tah-tah-trouble. Tinny was in the house.
leigh ˆ me
sarah
Sarah spun some rock-a-licious jams...
dj ˆ sarah
joanna angel
...while Joanna writhed (upside-down, no less) on tha pole.
dance ˆ stripper ˆ joanna angel
joanna angel, leigh
Jersey girlz represent, y'all.
joanna angel ˆ leigh
vin
"Yeah, dude - there are girls here dancing on poles! Oh and I shaved a line in my eyebrow. How are you not here? You're missing everything."
phone ˆ vin
When I went outside to look for Vin, I ran into these two guys (I forget their names, but I have an email from him somewhere that I can dig up and I'll put them in there when I find it). The guy on the right was really drunk and said that he needed to throw up, but couldn't. I suggested he try putting his fingers down his throat and "pull his trigger." He was like "Ok, I'll try it. Get your camera ready." (Like I needed to be told, right?)
barf ˆ drunk ˆ strangers
Seriously, what's better than making new friends with strangers?
That little puddle you see isn't puke, it's actually just saliva (ok, maybe a little puke). This kid was putting his whole frigging hand down his throat and nothing was coming up. If he ever decides to give up his career as a binge drinker, there's clearly a place for him in gay porn.
barf ˆ drunk ˆ strangers
Ewwww.
barf ˆ drunk ˆ strangers
Right in the middle of this, Leigh walks out and is like "What the fuck are you doing?" I'm all trying to be flirty with her and now she's caught me outside sitting on the curb trying to convice a kid to make himself puke so I can get photos of it. I was like "Doh." I sheepishly explained what I was doing and she was like...
leigh
"Rad! Hey, let's try to see if he can throw up with me in the picture!" Now that's a lady.
barf ˆ drunk ˆ strangers ˆ leigh
leigh
"Ok, ready?"
barf ˆ drunk ˆ strangers ˆ leigh
"GO!" Look at his hand! Oh, wait you can't - the whole thing's in his mouth.
barf ˆ drunk ˆ strangers
leigh, me
We waited through another few minutes of gagging and gurgling, but there was still no "big payoff" like before.
barf ˆ drunk ˆ strangers ˆ leigh ˆ me
vin
...some more dancing.
crowd ˆ dance ˆ vin
me, sarah
Sarah had gotten off the decks and decided to join us cutting some rug on the dancefloor.
me ˆ sarah
sarah, vin
Vin and Sarah.
sarah ˆ vin
If you look real careful in the background you'll see naked ladies! Naked! After getting all sweaty, we wanted to go outside and get some air. Oh, and also to check up on our new friend Dave - who we found...
crowd
...chilling on the pavement.
drunk ˆ passed out ˆ strangers
Just taking a little nappy nap.
drunk ˆ passed out ˆ strangers
leigh
Before we left, Leigh made sure she invited Dave to Misshapes - because, in her words "he just seems like our kind of people."
best ˆ drunk ˆ drunk guy jenga ˆ flyer ˆ passed out ˆ strangers ˆ leigh