drunk guy jenga


drunk guy jenga
Hahahaha. Best sheepish expression ever.
drunk guy jenga
...taking a very surprised passed-out man with them!
drunk guy jenga
She and her friend wanted to pose for funny pictures with him, but when her friend leaned in for the pic, she slipped and the two of them ended up falling backwards and...
drunk guy jenga
...with this NYC Subway map that someone conveniently had in their bag.
drunk guy jenga
I was pretty impressed with the tampon under the necklace, which left me totally unprepared for...
drunk guy jenga
...someone sliding a fucking Bud Light bottle under there! Oh, the shame! We'd better hide you from further embarassement...
drunk guy jenga
And the stakes got higher when some slipped a tampon underneath the necklace he was wearing.
drunk guy jenga
Ellen followed up with some paper.
drunk guy jenga
It started out small. A simple pack o' smokes on the neck.
drunk guy jenga
A happy little sailor's cap! Yay!
drunk guy jenga
Not many people being there meant that at the end of the night there weren't any passed out kids for us to fuck with. So in the end, we had to stage some "look! you passed out!" pictures.
drunk guy jenga
"Touchdown! Houston, I repeat. We have touchdown. Operation: Candlehead is a success." The other best part about Misshapes afterhours is that when no one's around you can always count on Geordon to do his impression...
drunk guy jenga
"Houston, this is Command. We'll have touchdown in 5. 4. 3. 2 1...."
drunk guy jenga
Then we decided it was time to play everyone's favorite game: DRUNK GUY JENGA! The rules are simple, each person takes a turn placing any object within reach on the passed out person. If you wake them up, you lose!
drunk guy jenga
Before we left, Leigh made sure she invited Dave to Misshapes - because, in her words "he just seems like our kind of people."