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April 09, 2005

Heidi Gallant's Birthday Quarterslot Show and MisShapes

My friend Heidi Gallant heads up a three piece band called Quarterslot and the Good Vibrations. This band is basically about Heidi dressing up in a slutty outfit, and then screaming out a set of bluesy rock songs like she's Robert Plant with great legs (for real). You can usually count on some simulated sex acts, whipped cream and there are homemade brownies (made by Heidi herself!) at every show. So basically, if you ever hear they're going to be playing a show, you should go check it out. Grant and I headed down to the Pussycat Lounge to watch a very special birthday edition of Heidi doing her thang.

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Heidi kicking off the show. Captions here are going to be sparse because the pics pretty much speak for themselves.
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Sweet Maria!
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I mentioned there'd be whipped cream, right?
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But what I probably forgot to mention was that after covering her legs with it, she invited girls from the audience to come up and have a race to see who could "clean a leg" faster.
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Which in no time at all escalated into a cat-fight on stage between the two lickers.
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Bad licker! Bad! Punished with a dose of whip to the face!
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I heart Heidi's wedgie.
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Hahaha.
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Aftermath.
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On to the next song! High kicking on an amp!
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OMG!
WTF?
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Backwards somersault!
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The grand finale of the last song! Bravo, birthday girl!
After the show we headed to Misshapes to celebrate Heidi's bday.
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Josh on the decks.
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People dancin.
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Thomas and Audrey.
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me, merlin
Sometimes...
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...the hunter...
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...becomes THE HUNTED!
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Mer and Eric George.
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Ian and Heidi were dirty dancing and it turned into....
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...a panty show! Woooooo!
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It's that new move called "the mop."
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ellen
Downstairs in the backroom I found Ellen and her two friends!
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And Niki!
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Meredith and two girls! And we also happened to find...
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...a brand new candidate for DRUNK GUY JENGA! Hahahaha.
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It started out small. A simple pack o' smokes on the neck.
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Ellen followed up with some paper.
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And the stakes got higher when some slipped a tampon underneath the necklace he was wearing.
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Heidi and David looked on in amusement while carefully guarding a different passed out person that they didn't want us to start fucking with. Hahah.
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I was pretty impressed with the tampon under the necklace, which left me totally unprepared for...
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...someone sliding a fucking Bud Light bottle under there! Oh, the shame! We'd better hide you from further embarassement...
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...with this NYC Subway map that someone conveniently had in their bag.
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The underview.
This girl decided to go one step further and turn the map into...
A happy little sailor's cap! Yay!
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She and her friend wanted to pose for funny pictures with him, but when her friend leaned in for the pic, she slipped and the two of them ended up falling backwards and...
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...taking a very surprised passed-out man with them!
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Hahahaha. Best sheepish expression ever.
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Three minutes later, he was already passed out again and ready for more pics.
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Hahaha.
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Happy Birthday, Heidi! Great show! Now go on and reward yourself by frenching Lionmane. You've earned it!
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