You totally can't read the monitor, but is says: Corey Feldman's Pimpin' Birthday Bash. He had a whole section of the club roped off and he was dressed up like Michael Jackson circa the Moonwalker era in a blousey, white zoot suit, complete with feathered fedora. No shit. We were laughing a lot about him being our neighbor and all, but he and his wife are super-nice people. The club was totally mobbed and way too loud so we decided to...
