I'd been putting it off because although, I love dogs, I pretty much hate most small dogs. But Daisy was the best kind of small dog - she's the kind of small dog that acts all tough and thinks she's a big dog. Nothing's funnier than a fucking teacup-sized Chiuaua that acts like a pit bill and Daisy had me in stitches (check her out using her eentsie-weentsie paw on my hand for extra leverage as she tried to take the toy from me).
Before heading home where I planned on spending the next ten straight hours locked in my room fighting the Covenant aliens (on Legendary skill setting, biatch!) I decided to swing by Mary's house and meet Daisy, her Chiuaua.
On Saturday afternoon I went up to max and relax in the Sheep's Meadow in Central Park with Vin, Grant and the Fatty and we ended up running into Meredith and a few of her friends. This is her friend Sari's brand new puppy, Pumpkin. (Go ahead, say "awwwwwwwwwww." You know you want to.)
After leering around NYU for a while, we decided to head over to the dog park in Washington Sqaure Park. We sat around playing with OPP (other peoples' pets). Then this guy showed up. What started out as a normal "petting session" almost escalated into a totally different kind of "petting session." The guy mounted his dog in reverse and spent a god-honest five whole minutes seductively stroking the animal's hindquarters. It was so creepy. Everyone in the park stopped talking and just watched him.
Once he was sure he had the park's attention (and after he'd ejaculated in his shorts) he went on to give his dog a drink of water by pouring the water into his own mouth and then letting the dog lap his fucking face. He did this like 3 feet from where Fatty and I were sitting, totally showing off for the cam. When he was all finished, he looked over at us and smiled and I turn, held up the camera and took....
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