...which turned out to be this hot-ass, electric-Mermaid toothbrush. (Mom's Xmas message to her sons: Brett needs to lose weight. Brian needs to brush his teeth. hehe.)
My brother only had one present under the tree (from our mom) and it turned out to be a book on how to lose weight. He got all offended and started saying things like "Merry Christmas, Son...You're Fat!" In this pic he's just read the title and you can see his face starting to just turn sour.
Dad actually has a gift to open from Brett & I! We wrote him a two page epic poem upon his retirement and we had them framed for his new home-office wall.
