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Grant chatting with Brian C. and the Mark Bibbins (The Notorious B.I.B.)
fiasco's first show at the delancey
December 17, 2004
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Emily squats down to closer inspect Grant's "rock socks."
fiasco's first show at the delancey
December 17, 2004
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But what Vin & Josh didn't realize was that Grant was wearing his "sexy socks" and then the next thing you know....
my 26th birthday party!
August 10, 2002
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Just in case there were any lingering doubts about Grant's sexuality, they were finally dispelled with this dandy pair of striped socks. Jesus.
my 26th birthday party!
August 10, 2002
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He was also showing off this fucking sweet outfit! A "USA" sweatshirt, Purple Camo pants, and striped, toe-fitted socks that make it look like he has Muppet feet. We bet him $10 that he didn't have the balls to wear it to go out to breakfast at the local redneck diner (and we were right).

But he almost got his ass kicked at said diner anyway! Check it: So we're in the middle of eating our meal, and the really, grizzled couple in their late forties walks into the diner. The guy is a huge, lumberjack-looking biker-type guy and his lady's wearing sunglasses indoors and has bleached-blond hair that's been permed into a frazzled mess...and she bears a striking resemblance to Sammy Hagar!

As their walking past our table, Grant stands up and goes "Ladies and Gentlmen....SAMMY HAGAR!" I grabbed his arm and pulled him down and hissed "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, DUDE? THAT GUY WILL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!" Grant was like, "Relax, they don't know who Sammy Hagar is..." and then he trailed off mid-sentence when he realized that he was pretty much in the midst of the region that was pretty much responsible for Van Halen's post-Lee-Roth success and shuddered when he realized how close he'd just come receiving a Happy New Year's Ass-Kicking!
new year's eve
December 31, 2001