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On the walk home I spotted (a dickified!) Kevin Myers in a Stella ad . Haha.
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Hahaha.
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The fact that Sarah was a judge didn't stop her from getting up on the stage and getting down!
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Here he is doing his signature jam: Prince's Pussy Control.
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One of the first competitors was the ONE AND ONLY Kevin Myers.
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And a luggage-tugging, falsetto-firework finale! Bravo, Kevin! You are one of the few people I know that has achieved "Grand Master" karaoke status.
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Followed up by some push-up-style floor humping.
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After showing off the mudspot, there wasn't much point in playing modest. Soon after, the shirt came off.
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You may remember Kevin from the Marryoke Wedding Spectacular as the guy who rocked my world with his incredible version of Prince's song Pussy Control.
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...this shorts were, uh, see-through. What's more awesomely gross than this photo? (No offense, Kev!).
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Kevin's performance was on-point as always, but considering he got half naked at his friends' wedding, I couldn't help but feel like his "Bootyoke" outfit was a little bit of a let down. Well, that's when Kevin turned around, bent over and revealed that...
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I figured "sock guy" was the best the men had to offer that night, but then Kevin Myers hit the stage!
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...slowly started building up to a crescendo...
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Hahahaha. Hands down, Kevin Myers stole the Pussy Control show.
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...and proceeded to do the RUNNING MAN!
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...Kevin took his shirt off...
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"Aaaaaaaaah, pussy control!" (For those of you unfamiliar with the lyrics to this gem of a diddy, feel free to brush up.) Just when I thought that it couldn't get any funnier...
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...then he HIGH-KICKED that motherfucker into high gear! (Holy perfect 45-degree angle kick, Batman!)
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He started that song off all sultry and slow...
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His jam: Pussy Control by Prince!
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Then a seemingly-shy Kevin Meyers took the karaoke stage!