me + boobs + ellen s — i keep a diary

I may or may not have tried to not-so-subtley pop out her boobie (while a half-naked black man gyrated against us).

May, 2005

Me and Ellen (nibbling at her ginormous...well, you know).

July 24, 2004

I don't even think I made it up to sing. Oh wait...who cares!

April 15, 2004