Right after breakfast, I accidentally took a bunch of pills that WEREN'T Advil and ended up getting sidelined for a day. (Not like I needed much of an excuse to lay around do nothing but sleep for a whole day).
I had to talk to the doctor out of sending me to the hospital and he got back at me by prescribing these clown-sized, joke antibiodics (875MG tablets of amoxycillin). Look at these things, they're only slightly smaller than the first joint of my pinky. I saw them and was like "Doc, you know I'm having difficultly swallowing, right? Jesus."
