...he pulled his jeans down to show his freshly shorn pubis and started laughing manically. And that, should pretty much sum up why you should never leave an unattended Grant Stoddard in your bathroom (or let him see your book collection). Sorry Jack!
After Grant and Amanda had finished admiring it, I announced that it was time for my "wispytee" to disappear and busted out my electric clippers. I turned them on and brought them to my face, then realized (with horror) that the hairs were too long for the electric clipper to work because they wouldn't go inside the screen! It was like a horror movie when it dawned on my that I was going to have to spend the rest of my night out in public...
...he shaved off all of his pubes! Uggghh! If you look carefully you can see his bald, little cock-stem peeking out of the top of his pants. It looks like a Goddamned turkey's neck!
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