My brother and I thought we were going to be all hot shit and outshoot the old guys, but it turns out my Uncle Tom and his brothers all brought their own handguns and PRESSED THEIR OWN BULLETS. They were all crack-shots.
Check out all the brass casings on the floor around us. These were all from us! Between the three of us, we blew through ALL of the boxes of ammo that DJ brought with him (and I only learned later that bullets are kinda expensive!).
Check me out, I shot homeboy in the hand (twice!) then finished him off with 5 bullets to the head! (Who knew that fake violence with real guns could be so amazingly fun!)
...but that all ended when I looked a few stalls over and saw this dude using a compound bow to shoot human-shaped mannequins in the head with arrows from a distance of 75 ft. (Human mannequins! In the head! Who the hell practices headshots with a bow???)
