Go banana! Go banana! So in the midst of all this craziness, I told my brother that I kept seeing some kind of weird movement coming from this rounded, second-story room that was overlooking the street. He was like "No way, stop bullshitting. You're just trying to freak me out." So I was like, "Watch this, I bet I can get a picture of whatever it is." So I took the picture and sure enough...
In the middle of the mayhem, this group of 8 or 9 kids, all in matching orange and black "80s outfits," run into the middle of the dance area, throw down this piece of cardboard and take turns pretending to breakdance. It was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.
Er, sort of....but he got an "A+" for effort in my book. (You should've seen his little midget legs pumping to the beat as he attempted "the scramble." Priceless.
...turns out, tequila makes midgets break dance. I shit you not, the minute he finished his first shot, this midget, this fifty-something-year-old barely-speaks-any-English, drunk, midget, starts God-honest break dancing.
