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And then we ran into Carrie (the girl on the right) and a bunch of her friends (I think that's Jessica on the left).
friday night out
September 05, 2003
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Carrie with Tara (who's making the "Oh my god I can't believe I ate White Castle" face that I know oh so well.).
friday night out
September 05, 2003
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Grant was very nervous about having to deliver a bunch of corny (and in some cases outright offensive) lines to a gaggle of models, so Carrie offered to help out by letting him practice them on her at the office. Check out Carrie feigning modelesque-indifference as she puffs her imaginary Gauloise.

Here are just a few of the choice lines he was rehearsing:
"I'm going outside to make out. Care to join me?"
"Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!"
"You give me the hardest semi I have ever had."
"Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?"

And let's not forget my personal favorite:
"You are, by far, the most interesting piece of ass i've talked to all evening."

Yeah, all of a sudden his trepidation is starting to make a little more sense, right?
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Is there anything worse than getting so drunk that you can only incoherrently babble? Apparently, yes. It's when your friends pretend to engage you in conversation just so they can make fun of how drunk you are to the camera.
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Hehehehe. Carrie (mouth open) and Jen (mouth closed) were helping work the door in the beginning of the night...once they got off duty, they quickly made up for lost time by drinking themselves into oblivion...
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I've got 12 to 1 that they don't remember this (and I only say that because later on the evening I went to field a phone call in the back of the venue by the women's bathrooms only to see Carrie slumped on the floor and Jen standing, but leaning against one of the stalls with her eyes closed. When I went to tease them about it the next day, they were both like "No way.")