meredith + gross — i keep a diary

BIRDS ARE GROSS! Hahaha.

June, 2011

But it was sort of defective silly string that was way too watery.

July 11, 2009

Hey, cut me a break - I'm from NJ where you're not allowed to pump your own gas (no, I'm serious) so somehow it's still a novelty.

September 25, 2004

Sometimes you gotta just spread the cheeks and get in there.

August 22, 2004

Meredith and I got a visit from my roommate's (stinky) cat, Herman. Check out Meredith's priceless "Ew, he fuggin stinks!" face.

July 24, 2004