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...Grant indicated that there were often women sunbathing sans tops! Oh, Canada!
summer visit to british columbia
August 19, 2010
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...Grant pantomimed the proper way to take on two huge dongs, and the next thing you know...
the october roundup
October, 2005
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Then Grant entertained us with his amazing impression of a mime eating an ass. Yay, First Half of July!
the july roundup: part one
July, 2004
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As we were leaving, Fatty asked me to do my re-enactment of Grant Stoddard's brilliant mime of a girl he saw in a porno taking on two guys. I don't know if a picture does it justice, but the whole joke is that she doesn't know what to do with the 2nd guy's dick so she just hits herself in the head with it.
seth's surprise party part two karaoke and afterhours
March 13, 2004
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Bwa-hahahahaha. Grant recalls his birthday present from last year. Sweet and innocent lil' Caitlin's not so sweet and innocent. Truth.
grant's surprise party
November 07, 2003
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..."HUMMER TIME!"
bidness in vegas
June 15, 2003
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...doing my impression of a mime "taking on a huge dick." (See how I'm using my left hand to play with the giant plums? All you ladies out there take note!)
the matrix reloaded movie party
May 13, 2003