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March 13, 2004

Seth's Surprise Party Part Two Karaoke and Afterhours

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fatty
Oh, you thought I was just being funny when I capitalized ROKK on the last page? Ninja, please! Check out Fatty bringing the pain (whilst fisting a king can of Sappora, no less).
fatty face ˆ karaoke ˆ fatty
fatty
His over-the-top rokk antics even managed to bring a closeted 80s hair-metal groupie up out of her seat.
karaoke ˆ fatty
colin, heather
"Hi, this is Colin. Oh, you want to speak to my hair? Hold on one second. Bill, phone call for you."
colin ˆ heather
liz, me
Liz and me.
liz ˆ me
colin
Colin and Bill's amazing duet managed to bring even more girls we didn't know up out of their seats and on to the dancefloor.
karaoke ˆ strangers ˆ colin
colin
Colin doing his patented dance move.
strangers ˆ colin
me
After Fatty and Colin primed the audience and by the time I hit the stage to deliver a Bon Jovi smackdown, things were totally...
karaoke ˆ strangers ˆ me
...out of fucking hand.
strangers
me
Especially this one girl who spent most of the song dancing while leaning all of her weight against me.
karaoke ˆ strangers ˆ me
me
When you do the Jovi right, girls can't help but touch their boobies! Hot damn!
best ˆ karaoke ˆ strangers ˆ me
me
Normally, I'd edit these down - but that blonde girl made so many awesome faces it just wouldn't fair to not show you all of them.
karaoke ˆ point ˆ strangers ˆ me
me
Here she is again with the lean.
karaoke ˆ strangers ˆ me
fatty, me
Fatty reacting to the spectacle.
karaoke ˆ fatty ˆ me
me
A bad name, indeed. Thanks for all the support ladies. You done made New Jersey proud.
karaoke ˆ strangers ˆ me
seth
The birthday boy pleasuring his beer. He's the best at that.
beer ˆ tongue ˆ seth
me, seth
Seth called on the audience to help him sing his next diddy.
karaoke ˆ me ˆ seth
me, seth
Seth, do you remember what the hell we sang together?
karaoke ˆ me ˆ seth
me, seth
By the look on my face, I'm guessing it was something with high notes.
karaoke ˆ me ˆ seth
Huh. Maybe it was a Janis Joplin tune. (That's what Colin's gonna look like if he doesn't get Bill under control over the next few weeks).
strangers
liz
After our duet, Liz led the ladies in song.
karaoke ˆ strangers ˆ liz
liz
Something by Madonna. Borderline, maybe?
karaoke ˆ strangers ˆ liz
liz
Sooo good! (PS - Note the dribble mark on Liz's shirt).
karaoke ˆ liz
colin, heather
Heather and Big Daddy.
colin ˆ heather
fatty, miriam
Over in the corner, I found the Fatty making time with Miriam (Seth's cute cousin who he'd just been introduced to).
fatty ˆ miriam
fatty, liz, me
Something about tits! Ha!
boobs ˆ fatty ˆ liz ˆ me
me
After we closed out the karaoke place, we piled into Erinne's car and headed to some club that she would be open afterhours where we could all dance.
driving ˆ me
fatty, liz, miriam
What's up, seven people in a compact car. (PS - Check out Fatty's "I got a chick on my lap" face. Hahah)
driving ˆ fatty ˆ liz ˆ miriam
Erinne was right - and the club (some bizarro Asian-themed club over by Boston College) let us in and we hit the dance floor.
boston ˆ dance
fatty, liz
Some of us hitting it harder than others.
fatty ˆ liz
colin, fatty, heather, liz
This photo makes me happy.
dance ˆ colin ˆ fatty ˆ heather ˆ liz
colin, heather
Heather demonstrating the proper way to dance at a Catholic High School prom: "leaving enough room for Jesus in between."
dance ˆ colin ˆ heather
fatty, miriam
Even Jews should leave room for Jesus.
dance ˆ fatty ˆ miriam
liz, seth
Liz and the Birthday Boy.
liz ˆ seth
fatty, miriam
Fatty and Miriam. Right around this point in the night - they turned the music off. Yep, we closed out three different Boston establishments.
drunk ˆ fatty ˆ miriam
me
As we were leaving, Fatty asked me to do my re-enactment of Grant Stoddard's brilliant mime of a girl he saw in a porno taking on two guys. I don't know if a picture does it justice, but the whole joke is that she doesn't know what to do with the 2nd guy's dick so she just hits herself in the head with it.
porno mime ˆ me
Here, maybe this VIDEO will help.
me ˆ porno mimi
fatty, miriam
After that we all went back to Seth's place. We hung out for a while, and then Fatty decided to head out with Miriam and her friend to get something to eat. A likely story.
fatty ˆ miriam
liz
Liz took a nap in Seth and Erinne's room and when we went in there to wake her up, look what we found!
asleep ˆ drool ˆ point ˆ liz

Sunday, March 14th

fatty, seth
I don't think there's a caption that I can write here that won't be me in trouble - so intead I'm just going to use it to compliment Seth on his awesome Trogdor sweatshirt. Hot news, dude.
fatty ˆ seth
Allston Rockcity, yo.
boston ˆ driving
fatty, me
the drive back was uneventful. Fatty and I rokked.
driving ˆ sunglasses ˆ fatty ˆ me
liz
Liz napped.
asleep ˆ driving ˆ liz
frank
Upon returning to NYC, we first drove out to Brooklyn to drop off Liz and say hi to Frank (and tease him about making Liz bring the flannel cat pajamas).
frank
fatty
[Insert obligatory "Fatty gets pussy" joke here]. The end! Woo!
cat ˆ fatty