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And now we'll briefly interrupt all the puppy-pics for a picture of me trying my best to make my eyes go in different directions! I've sort of got it down...I can make one eye go crossed and the other go pretty straight. But I've got nothing...
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..on Leigh! She can totally almost make her eyes go in different directions. WONK EYE!
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Yay, wonky eye! (Leigh's really good at making her eyes go in different directions and it never fails to crack me up!).
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On Thursday night, I went out and met up with Leigh for another really mellow night of making stupid faces. Hahaha.
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Excellent use of the "floater eye!"
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Then I started showing off some of the advanced techniques I used to subtely sabotage "glamour shots" (because you can't always make a totally ridiculous, over-the-top face). Here's me demonstrating how, with a little practice, you can learn to cross just one eye a tiny bit and make it look like you have a floater-eye!
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Here's Sarah's. And the pupil (no pun intended!) surpasses the teacher.