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dance + me
That's right, I'm not afraid to do the infamous "invisible wiener dance" (mad props to Greg Whitkin) in front of other people's parents.
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Yeah, that's right - B.Bat's gots moves and he's not afraid to put his point on tha floor and prove it (or at least prove it all the way on the other side of the basement away from the dancefloor and where nobody is).
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Hahaha.
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I decided to sing "Faith" by George Michael. This is me striking my very authentic George Michael Stance. (P.S. - check out my little bum. You could fit that shit in a teacup.)
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...only because this photo is the greatest. Look at who's large and in charge at the back of the caboose. Frances in the muthafucking hizzouse, you know what I'm sayin?
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Turns out, this spectacular heine belonged to (dreamgirl) Heidi.
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Yo, so what's a white boy to do? Motherfucking dance, that's what.
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Check out my hand on her bald, little head as I shake it down! This is probably the second greatest photo on my website...