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Girl's got a couch in her office like WHAT! After luxuriating in her space, we headed over to the Hayden Planetarium together!
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...to see Gurj's fancy new office!
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Mmmm, Elderflower-y.
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Happy birthday, Joann!
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Slice of jalepeno in my giant ice cube.
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Here's what one of our vegetarian courses looked like.
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The beet risotto I ordered arrived with actual GOLD shavings sprinkled on top.
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Chuck's fish was served on a fancy, fish-shaped plate!
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Excuse me, sir. I don't believe that my salad is stacked tall enough. SEND IT BACK.
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Goat cheese foam? Fancy!
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Fancy appetizers like this always make me feel like I'm having dinner in a Tim Burton movie.
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Here's Leigh summoning an extra jolt of power from her broken, wonky finger. In the end, they called it a draw! Fancy should've totally turned his hat around backwards and turned "from a man to a MACHINE!", ala Lincoln Hawk (!!!), the competitive arm wrestler (expertly!) portrayed by Sylvester Stallone's in the greatest (only?) arm wrestling-themed movie of all time: "Over the Top". What's that? You've never heard of this incredible movie? Dont' worry, YouTube's got you covered.

Not to go too far off onto an "Over the Top" tangent, but I think it's probably important (cathartic?) for me to mention that not only did I see this movie in the theater during its original theatrical run, I saw this movie on my very first date! How insane is that? I was in fifth grade, and Geri Fox and I went on a double date with Jimmy Rotsides and Renee Rusch! Hahaha. Afterwards, the girls' parents picked them up and then Jimmy and I went to the Ledgewood Mall where I bought one-pound bag of watermelon jellybeans (at Sound-o-rama!) and then went and slept over Jimmy's house. We talked about how awesome our dates went and how awesome we were for taking "our girls" to the "right" movie. I ended up eating the entire one-pound bag of jellybeans and threw up in the middle of night. Holy jeez, what memories! How did I get so old?

And now it's time for the "where are they now" part of this VH1 series: Geri Fox is married, I ran into her and met her husband at Bev Chase's wedding! Jimmy Rotsides, unfortunately, died. He sort of grew up into a rough character and sometime around '99 or so he ended up falling out of a canoe while fishing and drowned in a pond in my home town. Sad. As for Renee Rusch, I have no idea what happened to her! So Renee, if you ever read this, say hi! (Okay, this is starting to sound like the lyrics to a Bryan Adams' song "Jimmy died, Geri got married..." so I guess that means it's time to leave memory lane and get back to...
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I know it looks like they're kidding around, but I assure you, this was DEADLY SERIOUS. Here they are approaching the end of minute one and they're still locked up at the top! (Check out Alexis' face as she cheers them on. Hahaha!)
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...and then it was ON!
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and suddenly, an impromptu arm wrestling match broke out! They fiercely locked arms...
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I was at the bar getting a drink with Leigh and Alexis when, out of nowhere, Fancy (yes, that's his name) ran over to say hi to Leigh...