Local papers are awesome. Front page news = "Picnic a comfortable way for new students to feel welcome." Complete with "Man on trial in rape case" leering at the kids enjoying their comfortable picnic.
On the wall inside the building where we had dinner, there were a bunch of framed-pages from the college newspaper from years past! On my way to the bathroom, I stopped to read a bunch of them and came across this awesome pic of Cat from back in the day! Haha.
...where as I went for the much grosser "put my beer in my sock" manuever. (Hey, I know it's nasty but it sure beats an "open container" ticket. Well that and the fact that the sock smell helps lessen the taste of the Bud Lite)