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Goodnight, Paula! You were the most-fun fake date I've ever had the pleasure of being fake-set-up with!
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By the time we got to the LES, whatever party we were supposed to have been attending, had long since ended. So instead we made friends with a bearded, black cowboy...
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And so our classy night was taken to even classier heights.
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Sorry we got so drunk that it seemed perfectly reasonable to take photos like this as we packed up our stuff!
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Best fake-date ever!
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Later that night I got a call from Matt asking me if I'd mind doing him a favor: His new girlfriend Elle was in town from Miami and Matt was taking her and her friend Paula out to dinner at Morimoto (the Iron Chef's restaurant that had recently opened up in Manhattan). Matt was worried that Paula was going to feel like 3rd wheel, so he asked if I'd mind coming along as her date. Boy, the things I'm willing to do for my friends! Who's a better friend than me? (And more to the point, who has a better girlfriend than me? "Honey, Matt wants to know if I'll play wingman and be his new girlfriend's friend's date at some fancy restaurant tonight...uh, is that cool?" "Sure, have fun!")
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Elle, Matt and Paula!
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Which led to taking a whole bunch of pictures where we're smiling with chocolaty-brown shit-teeth!
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..and I ended up with chocolate mousse on (and in) my nose.
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Paula's attempt to spoon-feed me in a seductive manner went horribly awry...
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Classy!
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...means that we were all acting like this by the time our entrees showed up.
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Pseudo-couple Paula and me.