The May Roundup: Part One


Here's the first half of all the random photos I took back in May of 2007

Monday, April 30th

jasper, shandi
GUITAR HERO IS THE NEW KARAOKE! Er, or at least it was for a few short weeks at Pianos! Late at night, after all the bands had finished playing, Jasper (the guy that books all the bands at Pianos) would bust out his Playstation and run the video to the bigscreen projector and the audio through the club's PA system! It was amazing.
jasper, shandi
Here's a shot with the flash on so you can see Jasper and Shandi going head-to-head.

Wednesday, May 2nd

On Wednesday night I went to some party on 1st Ave (and saw this Sarah Lewitinn doppleganger)...
gina bonjersey, matt
...and then afterwards I went over to Home Sweet Home and hung out with Smellsgood Gina and Matt.
Place was nice and quiet and we closed it out!

Thursday, May 3rd

me, mike m
On Thursday afternoon, Benjamin made the mistake of leaving his brand new camera out on his desk when he went to the bathroom, so Mike and I picked it up and took a bunch of "secret photos" for him to find later. This one made me laugh so hard that I took a picture of the picture so I'd have a copy of it on my camera. Meta!
best ˆ cci ˆ the bird ˆ me ˆ mike m
brandon, chris black, hallie, sarah
Thursday night I went out with Hallie, Chris Black, Sarah and Brandon.
Neon church on the walk home!

Friday, May 4th

chuck
On Friday night Meredith's parents came over to our apartment to hang out and I convinced her dad to try Guitar Hero!
elle, paula
Later that night I got a call from Matt asking me if I'd mind doing him a favor: His new girlfriend Elle was in town from Miami and Matt was taking her and her friend Paula out to dinner at Morimoto (the Iron Chef's restaurant that had recently opened up in Manhattan). Matt was worried that Paula was going to feel like 3rd wheel, so he asked if I'd mind coming along as her date. Boy, the things I'm willing to do for my friends! Who's a better friend than me? (And more to the point, who has a better girlfriend than me? "Honey, Matt wants to know if I'll play wingman and be his new girlfriend's friend's date at some fancy restaurant tonight...uh, is that cool?" "Sure, have fun!")
elle, matt
Elle and Matt.
me, paula
Pseudo-couple Paula and me.
The food was ridiculously fancy and over the top!
No idea what these dishes even are!
Tiny, dainty portions of food...
...plus huge magnums of sake...
me, paula
...means that we were all acting like this by the time our entrees showed up.
matt
Hahahah.
paula
Classy!
elle, matt
Keep in mind that this is kind of a fancy restaurant! At first we were a little worried that we were going to get "spoken to" by the staff. But I think after having to deal with uppity customers all night, the waitstaff got a genuine kick out of us. Because every time we finished a bottle of sake (in the classiest of ways)...
chug ˆ elle ˆ matt
elle, matt
...they'd bring us a fresh one! (I love how Matt is proudly displaying our fresh bottle while he not-so-subtly tries to get a peek of Elle's titty).
peep ˆ elle ˆ matt
elle
By the time we finished eating our entrees, it was almost 1am and the restaurant was COMPLETELY EMPTY.
matt
Which meant that we were free to use the table decorations as props in hand-job jokes without having to worry about offending other patrons! When our waiter came back out after clearing the table, we were certain that he was going to politely usher us out, but instead, he asked us if we were interested in dessert!
me, paula
Paula's attempt to spoon-feed me in a seductive manner went horribly awry...
spoon ˆ me ˆ paula
me, paula
..and I ended up with chocolate mousse on (and in) my nose.
drunk ˆ kiss ˆ me ˆ paula
me, paula
Which led to taking a whole bunch of pictures where we're smiling with chocolaty-brown shit-teeth!
elle, matt
Yay, shit teeth!
elle, matt, paula
Elle, Matt and Paula!
matt, me
We finally got our check around 1:30am! (Thanks for putting up with us, waitstaff at Morimoto!).
drunk ˆ matt ˆ me
elle, paula
Sorry we got so drunk that it seemed perfectly reasonable to take photos like this as we packed up our stuff!
me, paula
Best fake-date ever!
elle, matt
Right as we were leaving the restaurant (at 2am!), a white Cadillac strech-limo (that looked like it had just driven to Manhattan FROM THE 80s), pulled up to the curb and asked us if we wanted a ride! Out of habit, I waved him away with my hand, but Matt was intrigued and asked "How much to go to the Lower East Side?"

I missed out on the finer points of the negotiation (me = totally wasted, remember?), but the next thing I know, Matt's grinning from ear to ear and waving us all into the back of the limo.
limo ˆ elle ˆ matt
me, paula
And so our classy night was taken to even classier heights.
limo ˆ me ˆ paula
elle, matt, me, paula
By the time we got to the LES, whatever party we were supposed to have been attending, had long since ended. So instead we made friends with a bearded, black cowboy...
cowboy ˆ strangers ˆ elle ˆ matt ˆ me ˆ paula
brandon, elle, karen, sarah
...and then headed over to Angels & Kings in the East Village to visit Sarah, Karen and Brandon. Right after I snapped this picture, I dropped my brand new camera and broke the lens-protector! So that the next time I took a photo...
dj ˆ brandon ˆ elle ˆ karen ˆ sarah
karen, sarah
...it looked like this! OH NOS!
karen, sarah
I experimented for a while trying to use the broken-lens protector to frame the photos in interesting ways...
karen
...but eventually gave up and just ripped the broken part off the lens. And was over-joyed to discover that despite the fact that I'd just dropped the camera on its lens and then ripped half of lens-assembly off the camera, that the camera still took perfectly good photos! (Not to mention that this is pretty much my favorite photo of Karen of all time. I love how it looks like it was taking during a private, Undies-Only dance party! *gasp!*).
elle, matt
Thanks for dinner, Matt! (Too bad the first time I hung out with your girlfriend was also the LAST TIME! BOOOOO!)
elle, paula
Goodnight, Paula! You were the most-fun fake date I've ever had the pleasure of being fake-set-up with!
ratso, roxy
When I got home, I played with these whiskery critters.

Saturday, May 5th

gina, meredith
On Saturday night, Gina came over to our apt for a girl's night. So I decided to head out and leave the girls alone to "do their thing." (Incidentally, their "thing" turned out to be...
meredith
...joke-photos of them making faces like this...
gina
...and this while wearing my brand new bike helmet! Hahah.
elliot, posh tony
I went down to some house party in Chinatown (near my old apartment *sniffle*) and met up with Posh Tony, Elliot and Elliot's new girlfriend.
leigh, posh tony
Around 3am, Posh and I decided to head west to check out the tail-end of MisShapes. Here's Posh laying a smackeroo on Little Miss Leigh Lezark...
leigh
...who was kind enough to give me a lift home in her lil' rental car.

Sunday, May 6th

jeet
On Sunday, I rode out to the Meadowlands with Matt to check out the Bamboozle festival (because I'd had so much fun at the previous year's event). But this year the festival was waaay too hot and over-crowded and after about 90 minutes, I ended up giving up on fun and catching a bus back to NYC with Gurj.

Tuesday, May 8th

After work on Tuesday I brought my bike to the bike shop to get some work done and ran into this baby squirrel sitting on the window ledge of the shop!
Look at how god-damned adorable he was. Just chillin' on the ledge, eatin my nut...doing my thing.
He let me get REALLY close before his burgeoning squirrel-senses kicked in and he realized that allowing himself to be touched probably wasn't such a good idea.
Later that night, Matt and I went to see Priestbird (the amazing band formerly known as Tarantula) play at the Merc.
danny bensi
If you like metal, GO SEE THIS BAND! (Figured I'd throw that in there just in case the electric-cello and double-necked bass/guitar combo didn't pique your interest).
fatty
Inspired by the madness of the Priestbird show, a bunch of us decided to make some music of our own (er, sort of) at karaoke later that night. Here's the Fatty kicking some SUPER OLD SKOOL Jovi with "Runaway."
amanda, matt
I like how Amanda and Matt go from "normal faces" to...
amanda, matt
...METAL FACES in like .05 seconds!
geordon, leigh
Then AFTER karaoke, I went to some party that Geordon and Leigh were throwing around the corner...
leigh
...and Leigh showed off the bruise that was just starting to show up after she got doored by a cab while riding her bike earlier that afternoon. Ouch!

Friday, May 11th

david c, sarah
Friday night I went out to meet up with David Caggiari! He was in town to play a bunch of shows with his band! Here's David and Sarah.
david c, karen
Karen nuzzling up to David. (Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm! Smells like handsome!)
jenny penny, marisa
Marisa and Jenny were there partying it up. When the bar closed down...
...the five of us decided to go back to our apartment to play some...
david c, karen
...Guitar Hero! Woooo! Here's David breaking his cherry while Karen cheers him on!
jenny penny
Jenny Penny: Still partying at 6am.
david c
We ended up playing until the sun came up!

15 comments

  • khfebruary 22, 2012

    for some reason, I am not able to see any of your fabulous pics!

  • joe stlouisfebruary 27, 2012

    Hey, Thanks for the giant update. 2010 is starting out strong!

  • march 11, 2012

    This website is pretty cool! I will look back my days by this fantastic tech-way someday.

  • andreamarch 17, 2012

    Hi Brian,

    I've been reading your blog forever. Just thought I would tell you that I was eating lunch in Vancouver today and I met Grant! I felt like a total stalker when I told him I knew who he was from reading your site but he was really nice about my creepiness. He took a pic of us together that he said he was going to send to you.

    (If you're reading, hi Grant! Hope you enjoyed your Meat and Bread.)

    • brian battjermarch 22, 2012

      Hi Andrea!

      Thanks for the note!  Sorry it's taken me a while to get back to you - Mer and I were away in the Philippines for a wedding!  Yes, Grant totally sent me the picture!  Hahaha.  Awesome!  

  • jocelynmarch 17, 2012

    Hi Brian, love this site...just found out about this, and I think I remember seeing stuff on here about how you and yours are fans. Kate's Joint on Ave B & 4th Street is dealing with some of the same bananas bullshit the Cabrini hospital next door on 5th street is. If you can donate to help, please do, and pass it on! Thanks!

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  • walter matthiasmarch 18, 2012

    Hi. Found nice pictures of Scott and Erika's wedding, June 30th 2007. Please send them my address, would be great to get in contact!
    Matt, Switzerland.

    walter.matthias@bluewin.ch

  • alexmarch 23, 2012

    Hello Brian,

    About 5-6 years ago when I was working for a chemical company in Upstate NY, I spotted your girl on a poster in the cafeteria?  Ring a bell?  I even sent you a scan of her contemplative visage wondering how to manage sensitive customer data-- er some shit. Well, now I live and work in Germany for a different chemical company and I think I spotted your girl again on a corporate poster (actually, it's more like a banner!). I'm not sure if it's her at all, but maybe it is? Apparently she has a face loved by Chemists the world over.  I guess that's good.  ;)

    • brian battjermarch 27, 2012

      Hi Alex!

      I'll bet it's her! Many years ago Meredith did a photoshoot and the photographer sold a bunch of the pictures to a stock photography house. So we see her occasionally pop up on all kinds of random stuff! Haha.

  • andiemarch 27, 2012

    Hi Brian,

    Wow, you were here in the Philippines?? If I saw you here, I would definitely bug you for a pic or two as well. Anyway, I hope you two had fun here. Looking forward to the pictures! :) Take care!

    • brian battjermarch 28, 2012

      We had an AMAZING time! The pics will be up eventually! ;)

  • cpschneidercpsapril 3, 2012

    I recently watched the DVD "Coco Before Chanel" and saw what looked like Leigh in a bonus feature included on the DVD titled "Walking the Red Carpet: From Los Angeles to New York".  Was it really her?

    • brian battjerapril 6, 2012

      Probably! She is a Chanel brand ambassador and goes to a lot of their events.

  • googleapril 11, 2012

    Helloooooo........we r waiting.

  • isteapril 19, 2012

    hey wheres the 2012 pics guys!!!I'm a huge fan :*