So we're leaving the first bar we stopped at (before going to the bar where the midget was) and we see this new BMW parked next to us...the sunroof was still open from when the kids driving it pulled into the parking lot moments earlier blasting gangsta rap so that everyone would know that even though they might look like spoiled, white, suburban, bitches...they were really hard-ass, dangerous, playas, yo. Scott (my best friend from high school) wanted to teach them a lesson about leaving your sunroof open and proceeded to void his bladder all over their car. I almost wet my own pants watching him pinching his dick to build up pressure and then releasing it to send a towering arc of golden piss high enough to actually get into the car through the sunroof. BWA-HA-HA!
