sarah + boobs + me — i keep a diary

Every time I think about the people on Chat Roulette who saw us doing stuff like this I still laugh out loud.

February, 2010

...paid back for all my braining. (This is the worst girls can do? Sheee-it, sign me up! I usually have to give a stranger a dollar to get this!)

sxsw south by southwest 2005

March 16, 2005

Oh, maybe it's because I'm double cupping her boobies.

doug visits town

August 22, 2004

Bwa-hahahahahaha. No caption could make this picture any better. Period.

last month in nyc: the august roundup part one

August, 2004

Moving to San Francisco in less than twenty days. (What the fuck was I thinking?)

my 28th birthday at misshapes

August 07, 2004

Same picture, but this time someone managed to sneak in a crafty 'FUCK YOU, BIRTHDAY BOY" finger into the mix.' Hahaha.

my 28th birthday at misshapes

August 07, 2004

Sarah was looking so juggalicious I just couldn't help myself. DISCLAIMER: For the benefith of certain potential readers (Umm, namely Sarah's overprotective brother) I'd like to point out that my mouth isn't actually on Sarah's boobies - it's just an optical illusion - honest!

bbq and misshapes

May 29, 2004

misshapes ↗+

A few weeks prior, I had tried to nuzzle Sarah's boobies while we were cutting rug at P.Diddy's party and she ran away. But this time, sweet, sweet success. Hahahaha.

fort tilden and sarah's roof party

July 20, 2003