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Ellen decided to go avant-garde and challenge our perceptions of "functional clothing" with this stunning piece entitled "Crotch Bow." Tres chic! Paris awaits, mon petit génie!
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Leigh was exhausted from her artistic outpouring and retired to the couch.
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Happy Birthday to me!
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Hahaha.
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After I was finished modeling my new look, Ellen and Leigh set out to make a version for Meredith. Notice the wonderful feminine re-interpretation of the original work that resulted in an off-the-shoulder look with a full-length skirt!
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But the most exciting thing about Meredith in the outfit...
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I do know, however, that he would have approved.
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If you would've asked fifteen year-old me what I'd be doing on the night of my thirtieth birthday, I know without a doubt that he wouldn't have even come close to describing this photo.
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...was that I was no longer the only person in the room who looked like a complete and total jackass!
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Behold! The majesty of Art!
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Inspired by Ellen's willingness to use her art to challenge convention, Leigh and I worked together to create a special birthday outfit.
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Here's is our masterpiece! It's called See-Through Birthday Suit at Thirty. The saran-wrap garment serves as a skin-metaphor for identity and reminds us that that the world is new to us each and every morning. Which means, we are reborn a new each and every day.
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...FOR VAMPIRES! HISS!
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Yep, we have.
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Meredith models the "Periwinkle Pillbox Pile" version of the hat while Edie wonders if we've all lost our fucking minds.
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Leigh demonstrated how this piece can also be worn as a hat...
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Ellen modeled the new "cone collar" piece from her forthcoming spring collection.
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Then Leigh took Ellen's shirt and turned it into a skirt!
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Hey, they don't call her a fashion innovator for nothing! And then a full-on, saran-wrap-as-haute-couture riot broke out!
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I hated it too.
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Meanwhile, Leigh took it upon herself to make me a "designer shirt" of my own.
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Then Ellen decided to make Leigh a shirt (and Leigh decided to dance while she made it).
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Yay, shiny turquoise doggy dress!
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Edie was a good sport about it, but you could tell she wasn't really feeling her new outfit. Every time she moved, the wrap would loudly crinkle and she'd whip her head around like "Yo, what the fuck?"
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Edie was exploring our new apartment and was really intrigued by a roll of saran wrap that she found (that'd we'd used to wrap boxes in our recent move). So I took it upon myself to use the packing-wrap to make Edie a little doggie outfit.