On Saturday night, Catrinel came over for dinner. For dessert, we decided to open up one of the MayDay Emergency Food Ration bars to see what it tasted like! (Verdict: Like a really dry, dense, crumbly lemon tart mixed with spackle.)
I'm no statistician, but I'm going to go out on a limb and hypothesize that there is most definitely a positive correlation between drinking straight from the bottle and NAKED TITS!